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I would give you karma but you don't send me flowers anymore.... nor any freaking donuts filled with jam and beautifully whipped fresh cream.
Neil [Diamond] and Barbara [Striesand] would flip out if they knew that... not even any with chocolate icing.
I would give you karma but I think I'm hearing a request, (choco icing, )
I would give you karma but request hour must be accompanied by happy hour and a few tunes from the Tuffnut Prison Blues Band.
I would give you karma but I have to give someone a ride somewhere.
I would give you karma but horses for courses... and hopping in the saddle is a good a ride as any.
I would give you karma but you wouldn't say that if your horse happened to be Trigger.
I would give you karma but Trigger resembles that... reckons he gave Roy years of good service... AND that lass of his
I would give you karma but Trigger was stuffed... :/ And their dog Bullet. Stuff of legend.
I would give you karma but Trigger was stuffed long before they filled him with cotton wool... and word has it Bullet had something to do with it.
I would give you karma but what with names like Trigger and Bullet you'd think it's a gun show at OK corral.
If there's a BBQ, color me there. haha
I would give you karma but that corral was far from OK... it was full of horse droppings and dung beetles... not to be confused with The Beatles
I would give you karma but dung beetles have taken walking backwards to another level. Can't say I'm liking the menu with these critters but there must be a good reason for it.
The Beatles
I would give you karma but there's been a whole lotta twisting and shouting going on about dung beetles having too much to say regarding menu options and chocolate coated wood cockroaches
I would give you karma but wood cockroaches you say, don't want to share your bed with that first thing in the morn... aye?
I would give you karma but I'm taking myself to bed.... must be my deoderant cos nobody else will.
I would give you karma but figgy newtons are far better company. So a case for just in case.
I would give you karma but I'm wondering if mixing feremones with my deoderant could change my luck
So long as it don't attract the neighbourhood dogs, I guess.
I would give you karma but feremone starts with the word fear..... and be careful what you ask for, you might just get it.
I would give you karma but there's a pack of dogs hanging around outside... knew I should never have bought that deodorant
I would give you karma but watch out for the dingo's, maybe they want your hat.
I would give you karma but the dingo ate it... along with my lunch and a crash test dummy dressed in diapers.
I would give you karma but I'm way to busy trying to get that diaper image out of my mind.
I would give you karma but an image of Bill Clinton or George W Bush in diapers would be more disturbing... or worse still, lil Johnny Howard.
Oh shoot, shouldn't have mentioned him... the image of him in diapers will keep me awake at night for weeks... months even, it's that disturbing.
I would give you karma but imagine something worser,,, diaper duty.
I would give you karma but my diaper duty days ARE OVER... [and to the tune of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore"] I DON'T DO DIAPERS... ANYMORE!
And now for something completely different...
I would give you karma but I just trod in some rocking horse manure and I've gotta go clean my shoes
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