I would give you karma but the only 'reality' that concerns me is where my 1st million is coming from... and who I'm gonna share it with.

As for shows that vote participants/contestants out, well I refuse to watch those because the voting process is rigged and people who should go don't, and people who should go through don't.

So, what do you get when you cross a Kardashian with a Bachelor?

A 'Blind Date' and a baby who should be called 'True North'.

I would give you karma but flirtingly suggesting I buy my own island is.... er, don't forget yer bikini.

I would give you karma but the bikini is a must on any private or desert island of mine.

I say this because female nudity, partial or complete, cannot be tolerated unless touching priveleges apply.

Well shut my mouth, look who's flirtingly suggestive now.

I would give you karma but that swim attire would have to be temporary.... very temporary

So off it comes......

Well, you can't wear a bikini to the ball, now can you?

I would give you karma but that was not my boots... that was the bloke over there dancing with the green-haired, 3 breasted woman in the perspex gown, it was his sise 19's and his clumsy efforts at the two-step.

I would give you karma but vacationing while I'm here hard at it [didn't say what] is so unfair.

Coulda told me so I could take time out from my busy schedule of...of ....of... of, never mind.

Oh, and when you go to Nunavut, be sure to get nunavthat.

I would give you karma but you could never be mistaken for a polar bear, not in that bikini [bear - bare]

I would give you karma but that freezing water thing is beyond insanity and you're quite within your rights to decline from participating.

I mean, imagine the 'high beams' from such a venture... they'd be classifiable and a risk to eyesight up close.

Also, I would give you karma but I'm barely there most of the time and can become quite vacant minded at times... like you can knock but nobody's home and the karma button is out of reach.

I would give you karma but I'm not a typical anything, 'cept maybe a lunatic.

And I would give you double karma if you were twice as nice and double the trouble.

I would give you karma but the twinkle in your eye tells me you're on the lookout for a knight in shining armour who doesn't say: "Once a knight always a knight... but once a night is enough!"

I would give you karma bit I'm too blah whaaa, whaaa, eeewwwww, whaaaa, kerthump.

I would give you karma but I'm overcome by melancholy and a belly ache from yesterday's spicy food