I would give you karma but I'm a volunteer puppy handler and make nothing for all my efforts. 

I do it for free because I love my work.

I am champing at the bit to give you karma but I have a puppy in each hand and cannot access the repository at this time.

I would give you karma but the difference between snowmen and snow-women is snowballs.

I would give you karma but snowballs in Hell are fast becoming extinct.

And banned again for the bubblegum... it reminds me of this girl at school who said she could blow a bubble and put my 'thingwybob' inside it.

I was near tempted to let her try...  but soon chickened out with the thought of getting gum all tangled up in everything.

Yeah, it was a wicked school!  With some very naughty girls.

No wonder I'm emotionally scarred..... all the things I missed out on through fear and indecision.

I would give you karma but I sense that you would find it amusing to see bubblegum tangled up in 'everything'... AND the resulting discomfort in trying to extricate it.

Also banned for "pink" and "smells good" in the same sentence... pink reminds me of the ex's socks... and they did NOT smell good.

I would give you karma but being alienated does not buy one a free ticket to Shangrila.

Also.... banned for allowing your sibling to audition for the WC juggling position.

I would gime him/her karma but the cockatoo to my left reckons he/she should go to the Red Cross to give blood first.

I would give you karma but the Shangrila Hotel manager is waiting for you in the spa.

Also, banned for not knowing you have a twin of extraterrestial origins.

I would give you karma but there are no illegal aliens... just uninvited ones.

Of course there is the other type of alien, but our governments deny their existence... despite many of them becoming short order cooks in diners scattered around Roswell New Mexico, Area 51, Washington, London and various other national capitals.

I would give you karma but an exploited alien cooked it up in a burger and gave it to Spot the dog as a treat.

Also, banned for getting into the extraterrestial hire business and spending the profits on petulent garden gnomes with expensive tastes.

I would give you karma but a pixie just told me that gnomes have some disgusting habits.... including, but not limited to, picking their noses.

I would give you karma but Picksy wasn't a gnome.  No, Picksy was a trogladite, who also had some disgusting habits.  He'd use the same finger to pick his bum and his nose.  Not only that, he would speak with his mouth full and relieve himself on fire hydrants and trees in his neighbourhood so's that dogs wouldn't use them... territory and all that

I would give you karma but isn't that kind of racist... barring a troglodite from your neighbourhood because he likes to digitally explore the orifices upon his person?  I mean, if he's not sticking his dirty digit in your bum, is it any skin off your nose, and do property values decrease as a result of his emancipating a booger or three here and there?  No, probably not!  However, it's perfectly okay if you don't invite him around for dinner.  His table manners aren't the best and his burps would rattle your windows, shake the chandeliers.