I would give you Karma, but Chrissie threw me in an abandoned well shaft, and now all she yells is "It puts the Karma on it's skin! Now!"

I would give you Karma, but the bucket landed on my head {  }, causing temporary amnesia, I can't remember how to give you Karma.

I would give you karma but it would pail into insignificance alongside the lump on Buckethead's noggin.

I would give you karma but Jill also went up the hill, and no thanks to Jack's fooling around while collecting that pail of water, Jill came down with half a crown and now has a baby daughter.

I would give you karma but there's no budding family coming from my trip up the hill... at my age I figured it was better to load blanks before going to the firing range.

I would give you karma but I'm busy out on the tiers tearing people a new one if they don't give me karma or a reasonable excuse not to

I would give you karma but the torch-bearer lost his way and I'm stumbling around in the dark.

I would give you kama but some guy called Eric and some Animals just whispered something peculiar for me to ponder

I would give you karma but it seems you've been acquainted with the House of the Rising Sun so long that you'd prefer something karnal.

Hey, no karma for you, the sky pilot took off with it and intends to drop it over the Houses of the Holy, somewhere deep in Kashmir down by the seaside

That really is a shame. But karma comes to those who wait.  Who am i to disagree? 

I would give you karma, but this thread just won't stay dead!

-Huzzah!

I would give you karma, but clearly you've never played "Pin the karma on the pony"

Wait...

I think I made that game up...Patent Pending... 

-Huzzah!