In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.
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I would give you karma but, or some reasonable facsimile.
I would give you karma but the reasonable facsimile went south early.
Just the facts, there is no karma to be had.
I would give you karma but, a karma drought is impossible.
I would give you karma but recently I came across a farmer who had only just planted a crop, and it is not ready for harvesting as yet.
I would give you karma but, very interesting. Does it look like broccoli?
I would give you karma but if it looks like broccoli and smells like broccoli then it must be anchovies. Sorry...no karma for you.
I would give you karma but, if they smell like anchovies, I'm outta this forum.
I would give you karma but the smell of anchovies always remind me of the morning after the night before...
... and how I should not have had that last piece of pizza.
I would give you karma but, a mask must be required. Aaahhh Converted to energy it would light up a city...
I would give you karma but converting a 'double' cheese and anchovies to energy would power up a Polaris submarine at full fathoms five.
I would give you Karma, except you're too Nautical
I would give you karma but, you might mean naughtycal.
I would give you karma but inferring that I'm naughty just doesn't get my trigger finger at all excited for karma button pushing duties.
I would give you karma but, go ahead, take a deep breath and trigger that finger. I promise it doesn't hurt.
I would have given you karma but I had to abort the attempt due to arthritic pain in my trigger finger.
[hmmph, so much for the promise it wouldn't hurt... now where's my Tramadol?]
I would give you karma but, oops. Well, there's always your toes.,
You receive karma, for not sharing how he plays the organ.
I would give you karma but my 'organ' is off limits unless you're female and have large....
I would give you karma but, my feet are size five. Is that big enough?
This karma is made for walking, and that's just what it will do
And one of these days you'll have to bid your foot fetish adieu
I would give you karma but, and one of these days these feet are gonna walk all over you.
Banned for them foots have went where no foot should went.
I would give you karma but that's fancy foot working fo sho. haha Silly catto...
i will continue to tap dance around the real reason i will not give you karma.
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