I would give you karma but the button is encrusted with lime deposits and I don't got none of that junk what moves it.

I would give you karma but your advice is no substitute for the institute of the resolute prostitute.

I would give you karma but you're a poet and you know it

I would give you karma but you're already beyond salvati.... er, the great ocean expanse between here and there.

I would give you karma but, toast is ok. 

I would give you karma but I decided to keep it for prosperity.

I would give you karma but the key under the mat only gets one into the thunderbox   [outback loo]

I would give you karma but the tide's out and I need to refill my cuppa.

I would give you karma, but hiding behind Pinkie to vent your no-karma disappointment so amuses me that I'm falling off my chair in uproarious laughter... meaning I can't reach the karma button.

Letter buck text nime.

I would give you karma but ex-cons have to cut out the shifty eyes look [incriminating or otherwise] and smile beamingly until their cheeks glow in the dark to qualify for karma.

I would give you karma but it seems my good natured side has gone on vacation and I'm feeling all angst at the moment, so I'm gonna take a chill pill and go to bed.

I would give you karma but it ain't the raccoons ya gotta worry about... it's the skunks who broke into the curried cabbage vault you gotta watch out for.

I would give you karma but there's a strange pong around here and I'm not responsible.