In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.
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I would give you karma but there's no flies on you... though we can see where they've been.
I would give you karma but I'm so happy to say the flies have calmed right down. Guess it's the cooler weather... That now I'm to relaxed to give karma.
I would give you karma but your fly swatter keeps brushing it away... and you reckoned it was the cooler weather. Bah!
I would give you karma but, I had no idea I was swatting that hard. Maybe my arm's a secret weapon...
Maybe aliens abducted me and implanted a new and improved arm.
I want to give you karma, but [and it's a BIG BUT][no, not yours] the voices in my head keep telling me I'm too generous and should save it up for a rainy day.
The voices in my head, do you think those pesky aliens could've put some communication device in there to send instructions and stuff?
SH!T !!!!!! I've been assimilated
I would give you karma, but the herd has not fully assimilated you yet.
I would give you karma but no herd is gonna assimilate me... I have a medical condition.
I would give you karma but, you should go for x-rays to look for a chip. I'll bring the pop.
I would give you karma but your condition prevents it.
I would give you karma but your condition takes precedence over my condition... just don't forget to wash the straight jacket after use.
Crazy talk aside, the voices want your karma.
I would give you karma but you've been listening to the 'Mad' radio show again, haven't you?
Well, the cat is out of the bag. Unfortunately, it took your karma along for the ride.
I would give you karma but.........putting the cat in the bag is a no no.
I would give you karma but, a bagette for the cat would be better.
I'd give you karma, if you shave it first.
I would give you karma but, oh yeah, you're really really bald. Unless it's in a pony-tail.
I would give you karma, but I have a pony-tail and I'm a guy.
I would give you karma but pony tails belong on ponies.
I would give you karma but there's alot of guys over here riding their bikes that are bald. With long ponytails.
If you were there, i could easily give you karma
I would give you karma but, distance is no object as far as karma is concerned.
Does karma travel faster than light?
I would give you karma but, it so far evades the machine.
i would give you karma, but it seems you need WD-40 first.
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