I would give Uvah karma but his sheesh isn't worth a half of my swoosh nor a quarter of my swish... not even an eighth of my shwash.

And I would give you karma but all this swishing and swashing made my hands slippery and I dropped the soap in the tub.

I would give you karma but you didn't come in to wash my back and bits.

I would give you karma but that's no excuse...

You only had to say so and I woulda boosted Uvah to have you all to myself.

I would give you karma but had you looked a little harder you would have noticed my periscope sticking out of the suds.

I would give you karma but I think the money would be better spent on a pair of goggles.

I would give you karma, but this thread need some brony gifs first.

In a perfect world, karma would be yours. Sadly though, this is not the case. Also,we need to get your binging under control first.

I would give you karma but, if I had nineteen beer....   well I couldn't.   LOL

I would give you the gift of holy karma, but I'm so intoxicated by well-purified and strained variations of ethanol that my speech is rather incoherent and lowly, and I find myself in the aforsworn position of therefore being unable to truly give you karma as befits people of our high stature. 

I am unable to give him karma because I'm poncy and drunk. 

I would give you karma, but you've discovered my alcoholism.

Banned for Chumbawumba!!

I would give you karma but, it doesn't reach down there.