I would give you karma but your stilettos left holes in my back as I knelt to provide you a step into your shop.

I would give you karma but now I'm self-conscious that you were watching when I bent over in the sauna to pick up my towel

I would give you karma but that last one.......mmm......no.

I would give you karma but you're not taking my sombrero to cover up your smiling too much... though I do have a spare bowler hat if you think that 'd suffice.

I would give you karma but I'm busy trying to equate bra cup size to my bowler hat size... so that when I go into a lingerie shop to buy mrs s a bra, and the assistant asks what size, I can say that I'm not sure but my hat fits one perfectly.

I would give you karma but some relatives of those flies you're swatting turned up here and shat all over the karma button

I would give you karma but sewing all those fly wings together to make a hang glider is gonna keep you busy enough.

I would give Karma but i dont think anyone will help me out by doing the following..

I need 23 people that are on twitter to RT the following:

"Please RT! Help me spread my work http://t.co/LQWeId7b #ip1 #insta44924X"

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It would allow me to get an awesome print of one of my photos. This would take about 2 seconds to do. 
You could also follow my photo tweets here: https://twitter.com/RomanDAPhoto

I would give you karma but twits twitter better than birds because they don't tweet tweeny Twickenham twats twice.

I would give you karma but your nylon stockings might give me a rash

I would give you karma but you banned me for leg hair when it's the hairs in my chiny chin chin ya gotta worry about.

Also, banned for Nair when I so enjoy those strips of duct tape being peeled off ever so slowly.

I would give you both karma if you'd stop twittin' an' tweetin' so much. Sheesh!