In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.
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I would give you karma but auntea's still offering some low-light opportunities... if you're game to bend over in the dark.
I would give you karma but, you just gave someone the idea to make a horror porn.
Or was that Twilight! Without the porn. And no story. And no end. Oh no.
I would give you karma but the twilight reference made me think of my twilight years and getting long in the tooth.
I would give you karma but, Never ending., I think I could handle living forever. Just gotta have a great dentist. That's the ticket.
I would give you karma but eternity as a vampire would suck.... as would be having to make a withdrawal at the blood bank because your date left before dessert
I would give you karma but, maybe now you don't have to share. Or maybe a little stealth reconnoitering for dessert is called for.
I would give you karma but I'm worried we'd meet down a dark alley one steamy night and fight over who gets the first bite of dessert.
I would give you karma but, now that I might live forever I need all the karma I can get. Maybe with some chocolate on it.
chocolate covered karma goes straight to your hips, i simply can not contribute to the decline of your immortal figure.
I would give you karma but no amount of decline is needed.
I would give you karma but I went into decline years ago and have a phobia with karma buttons.
I would give you karma but, you can get voice recognition....
I would give you karma but my stomach turns every time I recognise the voice the Oz Prime Minister.
I would give you karma but, my voice recognition app isn't working.
I would give you karma.........glub...glub...glub.
I would give you karma but, grab the fin instead. I'll save you.
Sounds fishy. Therefore, i can not give you any karma.
I would give you karma but you've become so seldom seen that I often forget you're here.
i will give you some karma, after i give you some ginko biloba.
I would give you karma but you've been on the ginseng and horny goat weed again, haven't you!
I would give you karma but, isn't that horny toad... ? Regardless, I'll try it.
{I'm j/k. don't try this at home.}
I would give you karma but you'd wear me out by using that horny goat weed and not sharing it.
I would give you karma but, it's a mystery. So nope on the karma.
I would give you karma but the mysterious is a mystery to me.
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