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I would give ye karma but ye'll 'ave ter find a much, much better excuse than thar one t' evade yer duty to tha cap'n... aarrgghh!!!!!

I would give you karma but, it's to hot.  

I would give you karma but, you go first.

I would give you karma but, is your nickname speedy Gonzalo's or do you wear just one article of clothing? One sock, no karma.

I would give you karma but I'm in the middle of..............stuff.

Okay.

I would give you karma but supper at my place was turned down for cheap takeaways downtown in the McDonalds district.

I would give you karma but there's no way you're sticking that karma where the sun don't shine on my watch

I would give you karma but I've become celibate since reading that offer.