I would give you karma but......wait......you got some already.

I would give you karma but today I'm giving away free ass hats with every wind chime purchased.

I would give you karma but I'm busy checking for security breaches....

....Oh, and BTW, my Casual Fridays were supposed to be a secret

I would give you karma but I left it in my pants pocket... and today, believe it or not, is 'Casual Friday'

I would give you karma, but because it's Friday where I am, and Saturday where you are, it would arrive too late.

I would give you karma but a life's distraction just knocked at my front door trying to sell me some religion... but no sale and I sent them on an unintended course

I would give you karma but I just tripped on a head rolling around on the floor

I would give you karma but... seeking a way to avoid a fun thread is naughty and ill-advised.

I would give you karma but an errant warthog just ran across my keyboard and now that key is permanently stuck down.

I would give you karma but you haven't got my dinner ready yet...

I would give you karma but the mail lacks a stamp.

I would give you karma but, just in time for allergies.    

I would give you karma but, I knew you were an alien....