I would give you karma but my bowler hat is two sizes too large and it obscures my vision.

I would give you karma but me thinks using duct tape where there's hair is painful....

Used it to fix a... uh ... and it took several painful hours to get it out of me pubes.

I would give you karma but it's not privates I need, more some soothing cream cos dry shaving always leaves a rash.

I would give you karma but my haint fearted when I see'd them thar hairs bein' yanked out... but it aint 'apppenin' on my arse, not fer quids

I would give you karma but my expertise leans more towards doing bikini lines.

I would give you karma but can you honestly see me working in a bank... other than to clean it... out?

I would give you karma but, you chose this as the getaway car.

I would give you karma but a red one goes faster... which could prove the difference between getting caught and not getting caught as we get away... or not.

I would give you karma but I reckon you'd look good in red .... which would be the colour of your birthday suit if you knew I was looking at it.

I would give you karma, but I'm trying to figure out how my cat managed to turn on the radio.

I would give you karma but, it's about time.   j/k

I would give you karma but, I'd watch that on You Tube. I swear they have every single solitary thing that happens in the world out there. 

I would give you karma but, me neither. That we know of.