I would give you karma but my horoscope says that romance is coming my way, so I'm off for a shave, shower, shit, shampoo and shoe shine in readiness for the big occasion

I would give you karma but I'm plum tuckered out...

I would give you karma but you date wild things.

I would give you karma but I'm frozen stiff thinking of Winnipeg

I would give you karma but at -30c I think you need thermal undies more

I would give you karma but the weather here can't seem to make up its mind. Last few nights barely ten degrees above zero, daytime below thirty and now its gonna warm up again. Go figure.

 I would give you karma but, my arse is so cold in this weather I have to keep rubbing it from turning blue. 

I would give you karma but thinking of that s only going to get you all hot under the collar and in dire need of refreshments.

I would give you karma but I have a dental appointment I'm not looking forward to... the dentist always asks me questions when I have a mouthful of instruments and hoses.   Hmmm, I never realised just how far a mouth could open 'til he got to work.

I was going to give you 15 karma but, instead you are banned for holding the smoking gun.

I would give you karma but, now I'm busy looking for the 'others'.

{-40c today   }

I would give you karma but, yup. We're soon to have Yeti's move in next door.

There goes the neighbourhood 

I would give you karma but, I told them how hot it gets in the summer, yeti insists on moving here.