Dam. {again don't try this at home folks, we are professionals.  }

I would give you karma but, you have junk in your trunk in your bottom.  

i would give you karma, but i saw you flirting with the young girls.

I would give you karma but my flirting days are long gone.

I would give you karma but I don't have time for flirting because I don't rock cradles. Thirty five and above please.

I would give you karma but the last time I gave a married woman something her husband chased me up the street.....

I would give you karma but I never kiss and tell... unless the tabloids wanna pay me for all the dirty details.

I would give you karma but I'm sweltering in 32c and 92% humidity

I would give you karma but i don't trust weather forecasters to get it right, so there.

I would give you karma but your claws need trimming

I would give you karma but carousing with Sasquatch just doesn't cut it.

I would give you karma but, I need cookies with my milk. 

@Uvah, I would give you karma but, I think he's a big teddy bear. As in Polar.    

Apparently Sasquatch "stinks".  Just saying...

I would give you milk but, there's always soy. And did I say milk for you?  Uhm nope. No I didn't.  

I would give you karma but, those dl's are such sticklers. Maybe give them a small push.