I would give you karma but we get about 12 -13 hours of daylight and I'd rather less because of the Summer heat... it's easier to keep cool at night.  Oh, and I'm not worried about vampires.  With the amount of pills I have to take these days, they'd think my blood was a pharmacists cocktail and shy away.

I would give you karma but you don't use the right sunscreen.... look how red your chest has gotten.

I would give you karma but anti-freeze don't cost that much.... and don't be a cheapskate and think you can pee on it to warm it up.

I mean, you wouldn't want the frost to work back up the stream and end up with a frozen pipe, would you?

I would give you karma but the only frost I'm seeing these days is inside my freezer... and I'm not standing on a chair so's I can stick my pipe in there for you or anybody else.

I would give you karma but sticking your pipe in there? Oh no no no ........... fastest way to clog 'em up.

I would give you karma but who let that damned cat in the bog?

I would give you karma but if I leave the lid down mrs s would have my guts for garters.

I would give you karma but its nighty night. See ya in the A.M. EST

I would give you karma but would you want to know if Uvah dreams in monocolor?

I would give you karma but, very kewl.    Just curious, were there aliens?

I would give you karma but, and you believed them...... tisk tisk.   Darn green aliens. They're into everything. 

 They are alot more tribble than their worth.....

I would give you karma but, you feed them once and that's it. They never leave.