I would give you karma but, she was a good karma ship. But, all good things must come to an end. Unlike the ant.  {as in no end. ants aren't bad. impossible. but, some bites could be described as bad.} just sayin

... and other pesky critters.

I would give you karma but I'm too lazy.

I would give you karma but I'm off the the land of nod to dream about naked women.... well that's the plan but I'll take whatever comes

I would give you karma but, I'm walking around blind, but you learn something everyday?  

I would give you karma but, It's never easy babe. Character building they say. Wish it would let up sometimes but, giving up isn't an option.

And you can achieve anything you put your mind to. 

I would give you karma but you're in two places at once.

I would give you karma but I'm boasting and now I feel bad...

I try to do my best in stuff I do...

I would give you karma, but being a devout Mormon has caused me to not find the above comic very amusing...

I would give you karma, but other people might've found it funny, and I do not wish to restrict the things that you do...

so whatever, I was just stating that it offended me...

I would give you karma but I got out the wrong side of the bed this morning and couldn't find my slippers....

...obviously they were on the other side where I left them.

Yeah, I ended up dreaming about a happy place from my childhood instead... not what I ordered but nonetheless still pleasant.

I would give you karma but dreams occur all the time. Dream-time can also be called REM (Rapid eye movement) sleep. It is thought that the eye movements indicate the person following events in his/her dream.

I would give you karma but the last time I dreamt about Penthouse pets I woke up in a bother.