I would give you karma, but you must go to bed or else I shall smite thee!

I would give you karma but, sshhh, starkers is finally sleeping.

I would give you karma, but you've been warned before not to play in the minefield.

I would give you karma but, what a name for an incendiary device.   Mine. 

I would give you karma but my hamster is having an anxiety attack so I gotta go...

I would give you karma but I might get into tribble with the short arm of the law.

I would give you karma but I've been distracted by a bit of forward thrusting and some twit on the telly claiming it wasn't the shark's fault it attacked him and bit off a piece of his arm.

Actually, he's dead right!   It's like if you swim in the sewer with yer mouth open, sooner or later yer gonna get a gobf... you know wot I mean.

I would give you karma but, when your up to your nose in it, you keep your mouth shut.  {old french saying }

I would give you karma, but use of logic is prohibited here and I don't want to reinforce your bad habit. 

-Twi

Banned for wrong location. haha

I would give you karma but, I am on wireless again. It starts and stops. So pardon my lack of continuity.     

{wrong post for U, and bad location for me }

 I would give you karma but, good job. What's your name again? 

I would give you karma but, probably a good call. I would drop the capitals. 

I would give you karma but, didn't know it was broke...