I would give you karma but I'm jealous.

Santa stayed just a little to long over the holidays.   

I would give you karma but, I'm experiencing audio problems. 

I would give you karma but I didn't hear a word you typed. IROKONESS is having audio problems.

I would give you karma but having 120 decibel vision is impairing my ability to hear the click of the button

I would give you karma but, now I can control my audio with my mind.  

I would give you karma but, don't be scared. You always have your trusty lazer gun. 

Hi mrs_starkers    

I would give you karma but, Uvah would never use a gun for evil. Uvah's more of a Robin Hood. 

Hi IROKONESS 

hmmmm, I would give you karma but starkers kid napped Robbin Hood

I  would give you karma but starkers  has stolen  the word

I would give you karma but I was hiding it in my mouth so mrs s wouldn't find it and accidentally swallowed it.

I would give you karma but.. but... but.... and I'm in the doghouse yet again.

I would give you karma but last I heard it was contraband in prison.

I would give you karma but my grey matter is chucking a hissy fit and telling me that I should be in bed already [currently 4.33AM here]

I would give you karma but it's so far past my bedtime that I'm hallucinating... I'm sure I just saw a worzel on my desk winking at me