I would give you karma but I've not been able to locate those relatives so I can steal it back.

I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....

.... Now where's my effing karma.

I would give you karma but it too has slipped and slithered and ......

I would give you karma, but I do anyways, and I will always give karma to the person who posts above me.

I would give you karma, but WHAT ABOUT ME?????

I would give you karma but, it's underneath the fridge.   

I would give you karma but; 'I was walking down the street, and there was this dog. The dog started chasing me. So I threw some karma at it. Turns out, that karma was meant for you. woops.'

I would give you karma but, it seems you have already acquired it. 

I would give you karma but there seems to be this weird looking white glove with a digit sticking up in the air in the way.

I would give you karma but, what have you done for me lately?

I would give you karma but, I had to because you are such a boss. 

I would give you karma but I'm trembling in my boots that Superwoman might wanna ravish me and my poor old body won't stand up to the rigours of her passion.

I would give you karma but I didn't provide an image and it's your over-active, fertile imagination that's filling in the blanks.

I would give you karma but it's your lucky day. Merry Christmas!