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I would give you karma, but you must post MOAR.
I would give you Karma...but DEAR GOD 198 more replies are needed....y'all is slackin'....
I would give you karma, but what makes you think that you will get reply #3000?
"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"
I would give you Karma, but I was alerted to my good fortune of clinching post 3000 by a Divine Authority...
That same divine authority also told me I'd get post 4000 and 5000...
Obviously my future karma gain is my reward from the Gods for living such a noble and pious life...or something like that....
I would give you karma, but that is a bunch of Bull$it.
I would give you karma, but I dere say it is time we pick the pace
I would give you karma, but it is not bullshit and your blasphemy is disturbing...
...okay, maybe its a little exaggerated...maybe I've committed a few sins...like one...maybe two...
I would give you karma, but this is heresy. Only His Most Divine Majesty the God-Emperor of Mankind would deign to grant such a thing.
And He favors Inquisitors of His Holy Orders of the Inquisition. So dudes like me.
I would give you karma, but his statement isn't a large quantity of fecal matter from a bovine animal. It's HERESY.
I would give you karma, but you misspelled "dare".
I would give you karma, but I don't think that I would be serving the Emperor properly if I did. So you should give me karma instead.
I would give you karma, but that wasnt blasphemy, it was honesty
Ok, it is heresy
I would give you karma, if you could do a barrel roll
I would give you karma, but yes I CAN!
I would give you karma, but you can do a barrel roll. Only aerospace vehicles and barrels are allowed to barrel roll.
I would give you karma, but thats what I said
I would give you karma, but i need photographic proof
I would give you karma, but it is slightly heretical that Morph can do a barrel roll.
I would give you karma, but you didnt know that I am slightly a heretic
No seriously though, I am considered a heretic (technically), by my country's church.
I would give you karma, but you must first elaborate on that technical heresy as defined by your country's church, before I decide whether or not to give you karma.
I would give you karma, but you know how Christians are like. If you believe slightly different things than them, then you are immediately considered a heretic, even if you believe in God and all that.
To elaborate, I dont believe that during the Holy Ceremony god is converting wine into Jesus' blood, and bread into His flesh, not even spiritually. There are....other things, but I would like to refrain from mentioning them atm
I would give you karma, but I HOPE YOU BURN AMONGST THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF DAMNATION...for your heresy, of course...I mean really, wine obviously is blood...they're even the same color!
I would give you karma, but i fixed that for you. Remember all Catholics are supposedly Christians, but not all Christians are Catholics.
I would give you Karma, but the Eastern Orthodox Church refers to itself as Catholic...but they're not Catholic, so they're not Christian...but they are Christian, and now I am terribly confused...
I will give you karma because I actually have similar beliefs about the Communion.
I would give you karma but you are confused.
LOLZ
Dude, Catholics are Christians too, thats why I said "Christians", to involve all christianic religions, including Catholics.
What the.....
The Eastern Orthodox Church, refers to itself as Orthodox, not Catholic. Thats the difference between the Church of Rome, and and the Eastern Orthodox Church.
To be more specific, in Greece our Church is called "Greek Orthodox", being slightly different than other Christian Orthodox religions (the differences are more typical, than something solid).
In Europe, over the course of history, ever since the Christianity was split into 2 big "parts", the Catholic Church, and the Orthodox Church, there has been quite a bit of "rivalry", so to speak, between these 2 Churches/religions.
"We are better, Catholics are evil people, that pretend to believe in God" - I cant count how many times I have heard that expression by my parents, acquaintances, or even priests, in my country. LAME
Lastly, the word "orthodox", comes from the Greek words "orthos" which means = "correct", and the word "doxa" which means = "belief", in ancient greek. Orthodox = Correctly Believing, which means that the Orthodox Church believe that they are the only ones who are correct, and all other religions as false.
@Whiskey: I would give you karma, but you have an idea now, as to why I am considered a heretic.
I would give you karma, but I am well aware of the schism between Rome and the Eastern Orthodox Church...I would point out that the Eastern Orthodox Church is also called the Holy Orthodox Catholic Church...
Catholic has nothing to do with Rome...to be catholic is to be of the original church of the apostles (obviously, a matter of perspective and opinion)...all Christians believe themselves to be catholic, which is why Roman Catholic is an important distinction...
This is why I mentioned that the Easter Orthodox Church is usually just called "Orthodox", and the Roman Catholic Church is usually just called "Catholic". By definition, Catholic = Orthodox, so to speak, because they both believe they are correct, and everyone else is wrong. Even though I would say that my religion is even more fanatic on this part, believing that they are absolutely correct, and that there should be NO doubt at all in its believers/followers' minds.
I would give you karma, but please dont confuse people calling both Churches "Catholic", because they think its the same thing, lol
As for Greece, we dont call ourselves Catholic at all, like I said, "Greek Orthodox", or "Greek Christian Orthodox".
To answer directly, the Easter Orthodox Church, considers themselves Catholic, because they believe they are correct, but by name, are not called Catholic, to distinguish themselves from the Roman Catholic Church.
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