Queen of Freaking Thorns baby, lets roll.
I dare ANYone to prove me wrong:
Use the Diamond Pendant favor Item, Buy Scaled Helm + Mana potions at level 1, you'll need them.
Do I even need to describe how to win with this build?
Step 1: Use impossible to beat skill combo
Step 2: OWN people in the FACE. (Collarbone also works)
Step 3: Tell everyone on the internet how awesome it works.
Obviously, I've moved on to step 3 myself.
Optional Strategies: You may be thinking that the Morale skill doesn't look good enough compared to all our other heavy hitting strategies, and I understand that. It may be better to hold off on using these skill points at all. Luring an opponent into a false sense of security can be the ultimate tactic.
I actually had my little brother play this build online (He doesn't play games, only football, hockey, and he does wrestling) and he was able to beat everyone he faced. Most of them rage quit after the first instance of STEP 2 (See above).
I'm sure other Pro players out there have been abusing this strategy for a while. Time to fess up guys, and let the world in on our big secret.
O rly? Try it, man, before calling everyone "nubs". I don't believe you were not pwned by this build.
Awesome, I spent a lot of time trying to make QOT work. This build is perfect. Its the culmination of my efforts.
Okay, noob question. Why exactly does this work? Does the health bonus from entourage apply to the qween? What is mulch shambler for?
1. Don't ask how it works or the devs will come and nerf her.
2. No, the critical chance bonus does though.
3. Mulch Shambler is for mulching your enemies of course. It's why this build is so OP.
a joke isnt funny if one doesnt recognize it as a joke. so imo thats just arrogant what you do here. i mean... three pages should do the trick, dont you think?
for everyone who ask themselves what this build does. answer: nothing. its a joke. now you can laugh after 4 pages reading...
and everyone who comes after this post who says: hey you just dont get the brilliance of this build. welll... i see it. its the brilliance of one thread being completely and utterly senseless... but funny, when you finally get the joke.
It works because your opponent goes OH MY GOODNESS THAT BUILD IS SOO AWFUL that they implode in terror and the chain reaction of fear caueses the enemy citadel to collapse causing all human players to fall into a dark abyss
If you havent realised its a joke by now just leave
I initially thought it was a joke. But it has been going on for 4 pages so i was thinking that maybe i just wasnt getting it. Meh, thanx for clearing that up anyway.
This thread is a joke?!
/facepalm
That cannot be!
Part of the joke you see, are the handful of people who didn't get it .
Also, if you only way to evaluate the strength of a build is by reading OTHER people's reactions to it, this too is part of the joke (Though I hadn't realized it until now).
The fact ANY demigod can be built using so many different skills and end up DOING NOTHING however, is the biggest joke of all, and GPG got us all with it.
The best post/thread i've seen in a very long time! I was laughing so hard ;
I accidentally bumped on it by tracing some karma points.
After i thought it was it, just the hillarious joke-post, it got even better: many people didnt realize that, and, i couldnt believe, even called the ones who sarcastically continued the joke to be noobs!!(ah the King guy - It was just awesome!)
I got the joke on 5th skillpoint: "5. Entourage 2+Compost 2+Mulch Shambler 1 (BAM Muther Effer, didn't see that coming did you?)" , and that preceded by awesome 4th: "4. Save AGAIN (Oh my god, it is so close I can taste it)" & 3th: "3. Save (The awesomeness is coming)" ....... i still cant stop laughing 'V V'
Thank you Zechnophobe for making my day with this Master Joke!
Dear god I laughed so hard reading these four pages.
This build is for minions, without the minions!!! IT WILL NOT WORK. All these people bragging about how they pwn with it, like they don't, they get nub rushed all over and over, but they don't want to admit they suck harder than as steroidal anteater. Zomg, you guys are so dumb I bet I could post a totally pointless made up build as a joke and you would'nt even relize it was a joke!!!
I almost thought you were being serious there for a second.
This thread is completely serious. Go try it if you don't believe it, although you have to be somewhat l33t to pull this B.O. off you should understand its nuiances eventually.
Agreed. I don't see what the big joke is. I've read this thread completely through about 5 times now. I've played the build. The bottom line is that the build is completely imbalanced and OP. I don't use this build anymore because I don't think its fair to the other team. The nerfed it a little in 1.19, but you can still do most of the tricks.
The nerf really didn't do anything except interduce a new bug where when you do this amazing build she does more damage than she used to. I expect this to be nerfed harder.... I just hope they don't completely destroy this build, it so good.
I used it already and made the other team cry and beg me to stop destroying everything that was lacking in my favor. I felt like a god, odin, Ra, zeus, all were quivering before my rage.
That's the problem. They NEED to nerf it. You can't tell me you find it even remotely fair to use this against another team that doesn't have a queen of their own.
Are you kidding me? I love crushing noobs that don't know about this amazing B.O. Thats why I am rank number 2. If you want to win against me you better start using queen again otherwise I am going to destroy you in the LagWars tourney.
The build is still godlike.
Seriously though. Demigod may have it's share of problems, but allowing a completely OP, well documented build like this go on and on without a nerf is shameful, IMO. Someday the balancing folks will realize what they have done and hopefully change her up. I'm hoping we can at least get a comment from Sorian on this... any chance we'll see a nerf?
I just laughed until I cried
The problem is the build is no longer a secret, it use to circulate only through QoT lovers but now everyone knows it.
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