The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted. However, due to an inability to accurately isolate what is "human," only people with your exact genetic code die. Sucks to be you.
I wish that I'd drunk more water yesterday. For obvious reasons.
And your wish came thru, except that the water hose you got you water from got stuck in your month and the water cant be shut off so you fill up like a water balloon leaking out if every hole in your body till you pop.
I wish I could take a 2 month paid vacation without having to become a teacher.
Granted...
your a female sex slave, and the two months are only granted to you so you can find enough time to abort your recently concieved baby before your parents find out what you do for a living.
I wish girls weren't such blatant idiots.
Xer0 \^/
Granted - now they will all come to me.
I wish I hadn't granted your wish, they've all gone shopping.
Granted. I went with them on their lingerie shopping date. Got bored, and left.
I wish for cake.
Granted, I now no longer find your lack of cake disturbing.
I wish someone would have caught onto the blatant star wars reference and commented so the joke would have remained funny...
-Twilight Storm
Granted. It was so funny, we forgot to laugh.
I wish for.... a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X and my driver's liscence.
Granted, however you get your vehicle from a used car dealer and you find that it's partially held together by duct tape and your license was crafted by some dude from Ecuador named Miguel.
I wish for a hundred trillion dollars in real currency.
Granted. You get a hundred trillion Zimbabwean dollars.
I wish for a foolproof wish.
Granted, but it's only foolproof and not wiseguyproof.
I wish for a hundred trillion kilograms of gold.
Granted, but it lands on top of you and crushes you
I wish that I was Santa Claus
Granted, but the world falls on top of you and crushes you, along with Godzilla.
I wish for a movie hybrid between Pirates of the Caribbean and Jurassic Park.
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