The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
You play Empire Total War? Who do you play as? I only play as the brits, I luv naval combat (Although, I HATE Spanish Galleons, lost 2 5th rates, 1 4th rate, 1 Galleon and 1 Fluyt to 5 Galleons and 4 6th Rates )
Happy Birthday! Now you're as old as me again!
Granted, but the power corrupts you and rebellion starts.
I wish that Galleons weren't so overpowered.
Xer0 \^/
Granted but my massive Prussian army totally kicks your ass so it doesn't matter.
I wish that your avatar wasn't so pedo-stalker
Granted its just plain pedo
I wish for Veers to tell a joke
Granted:
Why are French History books blank?
(Altaux) Why?
Because history is written by the winners
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks?
(Altaux) What?
Slap her.
I wish the last one wasn't so sexist
lol
You have earned this.
Veers: how is my avatar... never mind, I don't care.
I wish that it was winter.
Granted. But you didn't pay the heating bill and a blizzard hits. You freeze to death
I wish my installation of Diplomacy would go faster
Granted. It goes so fast that it accelerates time, and you die in.... now.
I wish that I could find a better way to waste my time than talking to you people.
Granted but your whole life is spent doing this gran activity. Which is knitting
I wish for a serious story
Granted you discover what the internet is truly for.
Now don't shake hands with me.
I wish that you realized that the download actually finished while you were typing that
Granted. You realize that you benefit off my suffering, and taunt me even more.
No, Veers. Prawnz stopped appealing to me 5 months ago, the whole sex for fun and pleasure thing just turns me OFF now. Sex should be the ultimate act of compassion, romance and dedication, not something you do just because one of you is a boy and the other is a girl.
I wish that school was over; I don't think I can maintain my web of lies for 5 more days.
What web of lies
That
A) His girlfriend isn't just leading him on
He's immune to my taunts
C) He can beat me
Or are those just his slef delusions
Granted but school is ALREADY OUT FOR ME SUCKER
I wish the last day of finals (today) hadn't ruined my birthday
Altuax: To my remaining friends, mostly about how I'm hiding how I feel about Mishayla at the moment.
Granted. You instead get mauled by a truck, and are dead from the neck down.
I wish that I was in Alaska.
Granted you get frost bite on your face.
I wish I knew why you went there in first place
Granted, and the knowledge scars you for life.
I wish that my laptop would get fixed...
Granted, then as you're picking it up, you drop it and it shatters.
I wish for ultimate power.
Granted, Imagination is the ultimate power
I wish for a time machinegun
Granted but you don't know how to use it and smash it against a wall.
I wish that I was able to replace my broken game without buying a new one
You fix it, but then you get a virus that corrupts your registry.
I wish for a better comp.
Granted you rent it.
I WISH FOR THE MANUAL FOR THE TIME MACHINE MACHINE MACHINE MACHINE
Granted. But it is in alien and you cannot read or translate it.
I wish for POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
Granted, but then Darth Vadar throws you into a hole in the floor, and you fall to your death.
I wish that Supreme Commander 2 hadn't been such a bad sequel...
granted, but the SupCom community still kills it.
I wish for money
Granted. You are given a single dollar,
I wish that I didn't have exams next week...
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