The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted. You are unable to decipher my wish. I don't go on crazed rushes, I go on overwhelming crusades.
Granted. Your haxxor masheen hax you and destroys your mainframe, therefore killing the AI known as "IrationalFear".
"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."
I wish that I wasn't babysitting right nao.
Xer0 \^/
Granted, you and I will now relax Panda style
Impossible, the truth about the IFear Ai is that it backs up a portion of hits program on every computer it interacts.
I wish for
I wis dat ppl wuldn't freek when oter ppl leev 4 a dai. It's not lak we's goin anywere, we'z stuk hear.
Granted. They now expect you to be literally stuck to the forums.
I wis u wuld make a wis...
Granted, but due to my inherently unstable mental state you are unable to decipher the terms of my wish.
Fine, be lak dat.
I wis dat I didn't haf to warsh mah jacket...
Granted. You have to throw it away because a dog took a dump on it, and a cat decided to use it as a scratching post.
No, I"m protecting this jacket... it's special.
Anyway, I wish that will would suck up is sociapathism and make a wish.
Granted.
I wish that the DeskScapes shareware wouldn't stop working every 30 seconds.
Happy now? And my sociopathic tendencies aren't why I'm not making wishes. I just didn't have anything good to wish for.
Granted. Now lightning strikes your house every 30 seconds, preventing you from touching the computer w/out getting 10k volts.
Yes, I is very happy.
I wish that the storm over my house had MORE lightning and MORE thunder, but not to the point of a power outage, forest fire, or thunder-related damage.
Granted It gets more lightning and thunder but moves to 10 miles out at sea hence causing none of those things
I wish for new camera
You mean "A new camera"?
Granted, it takes a picture of your family and breaks from the ugly.
(Srry, that was mean.)
I wish for a 150 Gallon Freshwater fish tank, with the filter, gravel, decor, lights, plants, heaters and airstones already with it, so that my soon to be 50-60 guppies had more room.
Granted it also comes complete with this
I wish you didn't double post that pic...
Granted! it becomes a picture of your ex girlfriend. We all die after our eyes melt.
I wish for ein alles leistungsfähiges Reich unter meiner persönlichen Steuerung!
*cough* but yea...power.
Granted. You have the power of X-Ray vision, and visit a nursing home. You can't turn it off, and kill yourself for what cannot be un-seen.
I wish that my crush had a crush on me. Oops, too late.
Then your wish is null and void and now your wish card will be revoked
I wish I had infinite wishes!
Soory check the above your wish card has been revoked your gonna have to fill out an application
Name:______________
Reason for wishing:_________________
Do you posess any items to declare ___________
Name: Dakota
Reason for wishing: To make my dreams, and the dreams of others, a reality.
Do you posess any items to declare: Nope.
I wish that I could find the copy of "Funny People" that my dad sent over from kuwait that my mom's hiding from me....
Granted and hence you watch it
Congratulations Xer0 your karma card has been renewed
Yay!
Wait, I thought that was my wish card... oh well.
I wish that the stupid Dell Inspiron never broke, so I could play SoaSE...
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