The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
I WISH THAT I WASN'T THE ONE WHOSE FATE WAS TO KEEP ON COMING BACK HERE AND KEEPING THESE GAMES ALIVE!
Ah, much better.
Xer0 \^/
granted, i keep the fourms alive, but it gets drunk every night and crashes
SO SAYS THE KING!!!
i wish people would stop calling me spongebob (dont ask)
Granted, but instead people shall now call you, Sir Robert the Absorber of the Bottom of a Bikini.
I wish that I had a job selling video games.
Granted. However, you sell Fuzion Frenzy, and you are subsequently beaten to death with XBox controllers because of how awful that game is. (No lie).
I wish that I had more guts.
Granted you get incredibly fat and explode
I wish I had a car
Granted. Have fun with your R/C Toyota. Oh, NO! THE GAS WON"T STOP ACCELERATING NO! DON"T HIT THE DOG! OH NOOOOO! THE OLD LADY WATCH OUT FOR THE... ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
I wish that Altaux wasn't on this early, it's kinda freaky.
granted, altaux comes on at midnight, and you never directly talk to him
i wish i could FLY!!!
I actually live in a diff time zone so its not so early here.
Earliest poster is danielost though
Also with school and other stuff i actuall only comeon in the morning and afternoons
I wish Atlaux had made a wish.
Oh, and you forgot "Smiley Society" at the end.
Granted. It is so shocking it kills you.
I wish you and your chunky crush would just get together already!
They do, they get married xero leaves.........................
HOWEVER!!! after years of marriage she seems to change xero gets upset and removes her. he promptly returns here and tells us about it making us all accomplices
I wish xero new that the Smiley Society has disbanded.
TWF
VEERS!
I swear, you ignorant... sigh. You're lucky that my crush put me in a good mood today.
Where the hell do you keep getting chunky, or weight-related comments from!?!
Granted. I know now.
I wish that it was summer already, and the final phase of my plan could be put into action.
I get because, earlier, in this game, you made a comment about feeding all the skinny girls in your school to the alien I wished for then you could run away with your crush. I commented: 'So are you implying your crush is...chunky?'
You promptly blew up.
Granted. However you are instantly transported to Death Valley with your crush where you roast to death as I show up and 'rescue' while pretending not to see you. Therefore the last thing you see is me driving off with the love of your life
For me!
I wish for a mulligan on the homework I didn't turn in.
Not granted, insteat..the teacher as punishment has a sailor named guilligan sit on your head all day
Hmm... Veers, you really do irk me sometimes.
I wish that I could type faster.
Granted, but the keyborad cant recognise you input fast enough and lags
I wish I had a milky way
Granted. You lose it, then you find out that it fell under your couch, where your dog subsequently digged it out, ate it, got sick, and ralfed all over your stuff before dying.
I wish that my comp. could run WiC right...
Granted. Then you leave us again and I return to your house and smash your computer and anything WiC related.
I wish for a panda
Granted. It then rapes you in captivity.
I wish people weren't going to respond to my new sig the way i think they are.
-Exile Twilight Storm
Granted, they now tell you pretty things about it while they make fun if it behind your back. Your new sig shall forever haunt you.
I wish that I had an unlimited supply of Coffee
granted but you drink so much of it at once, it non only stunts your growth, but it actually makes you shrink, and xero's chunky crush(couldnt resist) steps on you and squishes you...
i wish we all lived in a yellow submarine.
SO SAYS THE LAMP KING!!!
Then none of us get anything done since we're all stoned.
I wish that nobody changed their forum nicks from the ones they chose (this does not exclude making new ones).
Then chuck norris cannot change his forum name from Mrpinkbunny and so hunts you down for wishing that upon us all and round house kicks you to mars.
I wish i owned a copy of Duke Nukem Forever!
You do and find out it sucks.
I wish that I had the powers of Chuck Norris!!!
And Mr. T beats you to death first with your foot, FOOL!
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