The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted. He now urinates and defecates all over your house.
I wish [insert wish of ultimate uberness and awesomness here]!
Granted,but you die of uberness.
I wish that(random music) uh... uh... uh....somthing!
Granted something happens and something is awesome. However you were never tere to see it
I wish i had a great gaming comp the i would by sins trinity
Granted, but you Computer has a underlying issue that you don't notice, withing a week your computer explodes and you had no warranty on it.
Lol on epic use of the underlying issue line
I wish that I had the guts to do something romantic with my crush... (Like... last week in art class, when she was venting to me about all the rumors and all the girls that hate her, and all the guys that she's dealt with.... I wanted to do nothing more in the world than to take her in my arms, and tell her that it would be okay, because I would make it okay... for her.)
Sigh... Love, the Tender Trap.
Xer0 \^/
Granted. She is surprised and beats you over the head with a shovel.
I wish [insert wish here]!
PS- Altaux, you do know that you don't actually need a gaming rig to play Trinity right? It has a base requirement that is the same as standard Sins.
Yeah but my current comp is really messed up, and is starting to give trouble with reg sins.
So i might as well get a gaming rig in prep for the new one
I wish Altaux had posted a wish.
Granted. In reality, he did. He wishes for a new computer, but you missed it.
I wish people would read in between the lines.
dont't look! I'm naked!
Ok...too much information... *Loud retching*
Granted. A pedophile reads that, comes over to your house, and molests you.
I wish that I had Diplomacy
So... Ryat comes over?
Granted. However, in our first online match I PWN YOU LIKE A NOOB, and you quit.
I wish that I wasn't in a karma rut.
Granted. You are in a karma hole instead and your karma steadily disappears.
I wish for a funny video!
Granted. I'll be back.
I wish that my school's failure wasn't this hilarious.
Not the funniest thing in the world, you had to be there, but whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXWIXPu8KXg
Kennard Dale...Thanks for the school name. I presume that was you videotaping white boi?
Granted. It is instead sued as plaigarized.
I wish for a Yellow Submarine
No, some Junior videotaped it. If you look carefully you can see the little pixel that is me.
Granted. The Red one shoots you, thinking you're another Soviet trying to escape to america.
To make up for how awful that last vid was, this will make You ROFLMAO, just make sure your volume is low and you're alone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
I wish that that ^ wasn't so funny.
Granted. Instead it is so awful you die.
I wish for a Red October.
Granted. A Nimitz carrier quickly finds and destroys you.
I wish that the Eisenhower Carrier was finished.
It is. But then ppl from the third world hijack it (cuz thats how we roll)
I wish we knew how to use it ___0_O_0
You do, but youz goatz know pwanez.
I wish my comp would stop failing on me (**** WINDOWS VISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
It does but reverts to windows XP
Wish my PC had windows 7
Granted. You forgot to wish for a screen, Keyboard and mouse, so you can't use it.
I wish that I had school on Tuesday. (I might, but the extra 6 inches of snow on top of the 4 feet we've got so far make me doubt it.)
Granted but it then snows while your in school.
I wish I could get this job this week.
Granted. It's your job to do the Cavity search at the local Police station.
I wish that my member No. didn't make me feel old, compared to most of the newer posters.
Granted, you have no member number now. And you cease to exist.
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