The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted you work as a janitor in the zoo. the monkeys are sick and were jus given laxitives and are throwing the results all over the zoo. You also work for below minimum wage
I wish i had a better internet connection
Granted. You're now my official bitching advisor. Any time I need to complain, shout at, or just plain bitch at, you're there.
I wish that I had the power of Astral Projection, and knew how to use it.
Xer0 \^/
EDIT\\\ Srry, the wish corruption was for ghost, not you.
Granted. You now haul poop for a living. Enjoy!
I wish for the password to the admin account on this computer
Forgot to check the next page! (heh...heh)
Granted. Only you abuse it and get run over by Panzer tanks
Granted, only you log on to find that the actual admin was a Chinese spy. Exactly 5 minutes later Homeland Security bursts through your school and hauls you off to a secret interregation chamber.
I wish I knew...everything, and that knowing everything wouldn't make my brain explode.
Still catches on fire though.
I wish for spilled milk.
Granted. Then you cry over it.
I wish for the ability to put games on this computer
Granted but Irrational Fears tears flood your house killing your Computer.
I wish I could play Elemental (Complete game not beta) right now.
Granted, but you cannot bear its awesomeness, so your eyes spontaneously liquify.
I don't know what I wish for ATM. I'll let you know later.
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I wish for you to stop the idiotic signature
Granted but he finds one to annoy you even more and in your rage you attack him only to slip on IrrationalFears tears and crack your head open. Bet you wish you didn't make him cry now.
I wish My damned truck would stop breaking.
Granted. But then when you put the key in the ignition it explodes.
I wish Veers didn't hate my sig.
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Granted but he then begins to hate your lack of Avatar and continues to point it out at every possibility.
I wish I could get a cool avatar.
We don't tollerate them kinda fokes 'round hare; blue dudes go boomboom!
I wish for an enigma.
Granted. I still have 2x more karma than you, tho.
I wish that I had Lelouch's Geass, and his Geass-negating contacts (the ones C.C. gives him) for when I can't deactivate it.
Speaking of Lelouch, any1 seen Shiro_Sol around? Kinda strange how when one active poster returns (Veers) several normal posters (Gamerking, Shiro) leave.
They feared me. So they fled.
Granted. Only you abuse it so much that a special team (like in Death Note) forms to hunt you down eventually discovering you and killing you in a really really cool battle that I videotape and make shitloads of money off of.
I wish that I didnt have to leave in 30 minutes
HaHA! So you've seen DeathNote? I'm still iffy about the end, am I supposed to feel bad for Light, or happy because he's an Antagonist?
Granted. You have to leave... NOW!
I wish that this wasn't so ironic. You're off the same time I start to lose feeling in my fingers (Midnight for me, 10 for you).
Im FORCED off.
Granted. Its now so funny to you that you go insane and are committed to an asylum which you then escape from years later to wreak bloody revenge. See ya later Michael.
I wish for pinapple! (more) (im already eating some)
Granted. You now live in Oahu, Hawaii, and are beaten daily by the racist locals. Ah, well. Pinaples are a buck a piece here, or free if you can walk 20 feet out of your backyard. (Speaking from experience, lived there for 3 years, worse racism then Baltimore)
I wish that I didn't get distracted in Help us laugh.
Granted. You got distracted on 4chan instead.
I wish I had more than 5 minutes left
Granted. You have no limit, but you and I stay up until 4:00 in the morning, when my Mom wakes up and comes down here and finds me on.
I wish that you were still on to reply to my latest posts, but now I have to wait another day... G'night all.
Ever notice how everyone else vanishes when both you and I are on, but when one of us alone is on everybody is here? Maybe that's a sign or something....
Granted, But now he is never allowed to sleep, within days his attention span dwindles and he no longer wants to type, he just want's to sleep.
I wish I had a money tree.
Granted you had a money tree but i cut it down
I wish i could replant it
Granted but I was able to spend the little money I had harvested from it to pay for a private detective. I learn of your hidden base and travel there with my new Flame Thrower, if I can't have the tree no one can!
I wish I had a 100,000 Gb\sec internet connection.
Granted, but your computer explodes because it cannot cope with the mass influx of raw information.
I wish I had a new cool sig.
Granted.
Whiskey
Moving on...
I wish I knew how my crush really felt about me, and that her new BF didn't see me as compitetion. (Yesterday me and her were walking in the hall together, talking about our new schedueles, when BOOM! He's there out of nowhere, takes my spot next to her, and ushers her away... [I don't think she noticed anything strange, tho]. Today, I come upstairs from Gym to get a drink at the Water Fountain, and my crush and her BF are there, she's filling up her water bottle. So, I lean against the wall next to her, and ask if she's going to take all day. She says that she will, just becuase I "irritate her" [we tease back and forth, and I normally win, but she slugs me in the arm when she loses] and her BF puts his arm on her shoulder, looks at me and says that they will be there all day. Me and my crush go back and forth until she's done, then she and her BF walk away, with her telling him about me... then just down the hallway they kiss eachother goodbye, and her BF glares at me over her shoulder... keep in mind He's a Senior, a little shorter then me, but weighs probably 2x as much.)
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