The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
i wish for a boat
Granted. It sinks.
I wish GeneralVeers would realize that my "naughty" wishes do not involve females, but plutonium and genetically-modified Ebola strains.
he does and every one is like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
i wish i never read your wish
Granted but the wish backfired and u forget everything that you've read.....
I wish I was IMMORTAL and POWERFUL that this wish could be granted and couldnt be corrupted......people who try die....even if they are immortal...
BOOYAH UNSTOPPABLE WISH WAHOO!!!! TAKE THAT SUCKERS!!!
wishgranted but saddly it ripps apart time and space and cancles everything out and all other wishes have been reversed.....now we start back at the start........
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wish for $1
Granted. You get one dollar. Try not to spend it all at once.
I wish for everything I want.
granted but all you can think of that you wanted was $1
i wish for $2
Granted. You get $1 thats been ripped in half. Enjoy.
I wish for a comic book
granted but it is about gay sex
i wish for ................$3!!!!!!
Granted. A $1 ripped into thirds. Enjoy.
I wish for...A SHRUBBERY!
Granted. But now you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest using a herring.
I wish for the end of homophobia.
granted instead being a homo is banned throughout the universe and any one who is one is now dead so there is now no need for homophobia
i wish for..................a stick
granted but the stick comes alive and stabs you.
I wish i could fly
Granted. You just can't land.
I wish the GC2 mod library would be fixed soon.
It is, and now it will never have babies.
I wish for skittles®.
granted gay guys drive up and start throwing them at you yelling TASTE THE $(#*ING RAINBOW
i wish for hot coco
Granted but it was too hot and melted the bottom of the tea cup and fell on ur foot which melted ur foot.....now ur a flamingo with only 1 leg.
I wish I.....was really good at Yo momma Jokes wait.......I am.......Yo momma so fat when a car crashed into her she said " WHO THREW THAT PEBEL!"
I wish......I could jerk......wait I can......this aint me
Crap i cant think of one.....wait..I GOT ONE!
I wish I breathe underwater....
congradulations. You are now Aquaman (the only superhero with no Swag)
I wish that i can sell swag like bottled water.
Granted but u sold ur own swag making u be hated& disliked by everyone......holla back lol......
I wish I had the most swag
PLEASE GO TO THIS WEBSITE AND LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC
http://www.jamglue.com/mixes/13223559-Teach-me-how-to-jerk
granted then ungranted.
i wish there was no slang
Granted but everyone starts speaking gibberish to annoy you.
I wish I had a PS3 dont laugh. (my computer is awesome instead)
Granted but its broken.
I wish for an xbox 360
Granted, but it's my XBox 360, which scratches any diesc you put in it instead of playing it.
I wish I hadn't clicked "post" before typing my wish.
Granted but your wish was crummy and misleading.
I wish Telstra would go up in flames.
Granted, but it is swiftly put out and repaired as there was both a firefighters and construciton workers convention next door at the time.
I wish...for a duck.
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