The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted, your wish is. Hay, nerdi boi, you dropped dis--->
(a life)
nao, go outside. (If someone could find that pic it would be AWESOME!)
I wish that I wasn't dating my crushes' best friend. My crush is single right now, and is in her "flirty mood" all of the time now, (probably because she's found a guy she likes that isn't a douchebag for once, and he likes her back) and it drives me INSANE how crap like this happens, and my hands are always tied.
Koda0 (^)
Granted, now try my problems
I wish I knew what picture you are referring to.
Granted. It's a pic of a black cat w/ green eyes w/ his paw in the air. Words on his paw say "A Life" and above his paw says "Hay, u, nerdi boi, u dropped dis," and below is says, "Nao, go outside"
And if you mean your Bi-Crush, then just make friends with her, tease and flirt w/ some of her friends, or herself, and make sure that the Homos know what side of the road you drive on. (see? I remember stuff, too!)
OCPF Score: (1)
I wish you had made a wish...
Granted, he wished for the zombie apocalypse, and you started it.
I wish, oh, four tuna. . . .
Granted. You get your Tuna, but it is due to a flight plan error that causes a transport plane filled with it to crash into your house. (Luckily, there were no casualties...or were there?)
You are supposed to make a wish after each wish that you corrupt.
I wish for cheese.
you get your cheese but it is covered in mold.
i wish for a un corrupted wish
Granted. However, the resulting uncorrupted wish creates a series of unexplainable temporal disturbances related to the fact that every wish MUST be corrupted, thereby rendering the entire world stuck in a time loop intil such wish is corrupted properly. exactly 342,986 times through the loop, the space-time continuum realizes to itself that through looping the world in an attempt to make things right in the world of corrupted wishes, it has effectively caused the wish to be corrupt and let's time flow normally, though you don't remember a thing due to the time loop, and therefore believe your wish to be granted in it's purest form.
I wish i wasn't the only one preparing for the zombie apocolypse.
You aren't the zombies are also preparing.
I wish you had read this before posting:
(A customer in their 50s walks into my pawn shop, which sells weapons.)
Customer: “Yeah, can you get me that shotgun behind the table?”
Me: “Sure, do you have your license and registration?”
Customer: “Yeah, right here.”
Me: “Thank you sir. There’s a 5 day waiting period for firearms. Come back soon.”
(He looks disappointed, but forks over the cash and walks out. Five days later…)
Customer: “Okay, dude, I’m back. Where’s the gun?”
Me: “Right here, sir…
(I make the transaction and hand him his shotgun.)
Me: “Have a nice day and come back soon!”
(About one minute after the customer leaves the store, I hear several loud shotgun blasts. I look through the window and the man is firing rounds into the air! He then runs into the store.)
Customer: “The zombie invasion has begun! It’s every man for himself!”
(I hide under the desk and press the silent alarm. Five minutes later, the police arrive, taser the guy, and bring him out of our back room in cuffs. I work at an ice cream store now.)
I wish that everybody would stop guffawing about the "zombie invasion". My friends at the lunch table have done nothing in the past week, but plan out their survival strategy in case of Zombies.... which is:
1. Screw over everyone in your neighborhood as a distraction, find nearest gun.
2. Rally in Stewartstown's Saubels, find survivors, hold position
3. Gather supplies, head to nearest National Guard Base
4. Get a Humvee, a HELLA lotta ammo, and more guns
5. Enjoy the never-ending-night of zombie pwnage
NO lie!
OCPF SCore: (1)
koda0. holy. crap. I was in that town. holy holy holy crap. I might have driven right past your house .
Granted. One occurs, you are not prepared, and therefore you die and become a zombie before eventually being shot and killed by your mom who was prepared.
I wish that the below boo hadnt freaked me out.
and lol thats just horrible. Mine's from a book called 'Death Troopers'
(the cover)
AND YES I KNOW ITS STAR WARS SO DON'T RAGE ABOUT THAT
wish granted it does freak you out...instead that is your head on the cover instead of the stormtrooper......what now!!!
i wish i wish i was a fish
Granted. You are a Tuna...which is subsequently caught, canned, placed on an airplane and crashes into a house in mid-transit...
I wish Koda0 wasn't going to die in the zombie invasion...
Granted. Koda0 un-dies and becomes a zombie..... that eats your central nervous system.
I wish I didn't have to write a giant DBQ assignment this evening.
granted. the zombie-koda0 writes it for you. unfortunately it's in latin for some unexplained reason and is deemed unacceptable.
i wish i had a girlfriend. (Who was not or never will be a zombie for any concievable or unconcievable reason. Just trying to keep you all from going for the obvious here.)
Granted. She is dead, and has been for the last 800 years, but she is not a zombie.
I wish I had gotten post number 666!
lol! I didn't even notice that! Perhaps it's an omen of some sort...
btw, that was a f***ed up corruption. Bravo.
As for your wish, granted. Post #666 was yours by right as you won it in a secret drawing you were not aware you had even entered. Unfortunately, i do not acknowledge such things and beat you to the punch.
I wish you had come up with a better corruption than the one you did...
Granted. It is so awesome that it forces you, upon your mind breaking by its awesomeness, to go and challenge Chuck Norris to a duel where he promptly kills you. WITH HIS MIND!
I wish for an army of zombie stormtroopers.
Granted. I personally deliver a full battalion of zombie stormtroopers. I subsequently kill every one of them with my new Wonder Waffle anti-zombie gun!
(Thank you IrrationalFear)
I wish i'd had a coupon...
Granted. But it expired and while you waited and cried about this my zombies ate you.
I wish that they would hurry up and finish the 7 Deadly Sins mod already so I can try it out
wish granted... unforunatly for you it gives your computer a virus that downloads child porn and alerts the police about it.. you end up in jain and become some guys new girlfriend...
i wish GeneralVeers was only a private
waht are you talking about whos in your hometown? wtf
I wish somebody would hurry up and make a wish.
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