The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
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Nooo... just too... um... what?
I wish you would make a wish so that I could corrupt it and make another pointless wish.
Koda0 (^)
I am on! I literally had just walked in the door and logged in when you posted that
So its come true but you post too much and have to amputate your carpal-tunnel ridden hand
I wish that Ifear wasnt so crazy. "cause he is. He is VERY crazy.
And I dont recycle your pics koda0, I go online and get them there. Believe it or not I've seen them other places too
Well, Don't TELL HIM THAT! Of course, he and SD aren't here right now, so yea.
I wish that school started at 10:00 and ended at 6:00. That way I could stay on here longer and not get emo-looking shadows under my eyes.
Oookay then. Whatever you say...
Granted, no corruption. I actually worked that version of first shift when I was an order picker for Aerotek, though I had to negotiate based on my hours of availability before signing anything. I'm sure it would be equally less straining for school as it was for work.
I wish I could find work soon and start saving up for my wedding.
Granted. You find a job that's way too time-consuming and starts making a huge gap between you and your wife, she starts cheating on you and eventually leaves you all alone and grief-ridden which gets you fired for being so mopey.
I wish that we could get to post 10,000 in the You're Banned game soon so we can get over all the hype
Granted, but there will always be more hype to come no matter what.
I wish I had a laser powerful enough to cause a star to go nova.
What a coincidence: "This map is called Super Nova for the event that the OUR sun has gone super nova- meaning the star died and exploded. 6 months before the super nova, a small fleet of Empire ships got lost in hyperspace and came just beyond the moon. Noticing the planet ahead of them, the fleet's admiral told the rest of the fleet to radio in this info to Palpatine. The Emperor then ordered a forced surrender of Earth's military, being captured by the Empire, in fear of being destroyed by the Death Star they heard about. As the Empire mined and fortified Earth and its moon, the Rebels wanted to free the civilians of Earth. They gathered a huge fleet and attacked the Empire. As they came out of hyperspace near Mercury, the Empire took the Rebels mistaken coordinates and brought the Death Star to attack them along with it's fleet. Most of the Rebel fleet retreated to Earth's moon. The Death Star shot its laser, missed and shot the sun, causing a super nova destroying Mercury and Venus. and bombarding Earth with asteroids. Now a black hole, the sun didn't give off heat and forces the Empire to set up heaters all over the planet Earth. Now is the time to fight for Earth."
I wish for a better laser.
You get a better laser. But you die before you can fire a shot.
I wish IrationalFear was just a wee bit slower.
He is, but now we go back to the old system, where I post b4 all of you!
I wish that my crush didn't rip my heart out today...
She doesn't. She rips your testicles off instead.
I wish they had been a bit faster in releasing the swine-flu vaccine, so that I could get it instead of swine flu.
Granted. But it doesnt work and you still get the flu.
How did she hurt you koda0 o' great testicle-less and heart-broken one?
Lolz.... but sigh at the same time.
Well, she came in today kinda mellow and sad. But she had her I-Pod on, so I let her be. At the end of the class (like 5-minutes in) she starts talking, and I ask her, "What's up? You're quiet for once." to which she says, "oh, it's just my boyfriend (shocker)..." I say, "What about him?", she says, " Well, normally I wait for him outside his math class, but today he got out earlier than normal, so I try to catch up with him, but he sees me and runs away. I tried to catch up, but since he's 6ft. 1, that kinda... didn't work." So, then we're quiet for about 2 minutes, and then she justs burst out of nowhere: "Do you still like (name of her best friend"? So, she kinda forced me to say "Umm... yeah, why?" and then she says: "Well, she's kinda crazy for you, and it's getting on my nerves... you should totally ask her out" And then the conversation leads out into the hallway, and then we split.
Do you see the problem here? She's on the verge of losing yet ANOTHER bf, and I can't even give out any sympathy for her, since her best friend is head-over-heels for me! When she asked me if I "still" liked her best friend, I practically FELT my soul die.
I wish that I could fast-foward time to the day that me and her best friend just get over "each" other.
Damn. That's bad lol.
Granted. by that time she's found a good bf and their relationship prospers but you never made a move so you are left alone
I wish that koda0's crush would just realize he likes her so he'll stip bitching about his problems with her unless they get scandalous. (are you even sending signals out that you like HER and not her friend?)
Well, I kinda CAN'T send any signals like that. For one, she's actually ACTIVELY HOOKING ME UP WITH HER BEST FRIEND!For two, she thinks I like her best friend.For three, I've been friends with both of them since 5th grade, and I've liked my crush since then, too.Finally, because I'm doing my best to flirt with her on a below-the-radar scale, but it's kinda hard when all she can do is fawn over her boyfriend and me and her best friend as a couple.What do you mean, "scandalous"?
Wish denied. Although, you're the one who asked about it, I just put it out there that she kinda killed me on the inside today. (But, how is that different from normal? )
Ah, well. Life MUST go on! (Starts cutting self to relieve pain, also drinks an entire 6-pack of Snapple)
I WILL HAVE MY DAY!
But what of the day(s) after?
I wish for, dare I say it, non-L****** love?
I DEMAND PITY!!!
and still sorry about you know what.
Granted. Now all that's left is gay love.
I wish that I could go to my crush's pre-homecoming party.
Granted. There you make your (highly innapropiate move) which she responds to positively. then her bf sees you and her friend sees you. Her bf pulls you away, beats you, and dumps you in the trash outside. her friend then goes out there, yells at you, slaps you, and kickes you in the crotch then goes back inside to ruin your chances with your crush forever.
I wish that mankind would be able to come to peace forever and unite under one banner and one planetary government.
Dude, that corruption is actually legit. Her bf and one of her X's ALMOST fought today... I was laughing MAO, and she was, too, until she had to break it up. Then she comes back over and we laugh some more.
Granted. The TEC forms, and the events from SOASE happen. Hail to the Vasari!
I wish that Veers wasn't such a forum shark... since I'm on my Vista today, I can barely keep up!
Lol dude I feel that you outpace me! and I gotta do my homework. *sigh*
really? Huh, I guess it's mutual. Or that I'm just plain such a CHAMPION!!!
I wish that Veers didn't have HW... I'll be off until 9:00 (6:00 Veers time) watching more Code: Geass on youtube.
Granted, you have HW and he watches Code: Geass.
I wish for as many wishes as I can make, and only when I want them.
Granted. But you can only make one wish, and that was to wish for as many wishes as you can make.
I wish I could somehow get onto the District 10 production team. Long live the Extraterrestrial Liberation Army!
In reference to "District 9"... I don't think it'll be called district 10, buddy.
Granted, you're the random black guy in the background who dies first. (ever noticed that in movies? I'm just now noticing that, how very racist, California.)
I wish that ppl weren't sex/racist toward one another.
Granted. Now they discriminate based on looks.
I wish that I didn't have so much homework every night.
Granted, homework some, have you.
Wish, I do, for help, Grammar Ninjas.
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