The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Congratulations, you wish you had a waffle, and you do. Then I kill you and eat it.
@koda0: My computer died again (**** Windows VISTA!), I got it back from the factory a few days ago.
I wish windows Vista didn't fail like it does for me.
It doesn't. And Microsoft goes under because of the lack of money coming in from their customer support section. ($50 just to COMPLAIN about Vista, let alone get them to fix it... My Vista comp. just went down today, good thing we had an xp set up!)
I wish that Chibi Vampire (this manga I've been reading, just finished) had a remotely happier ending than what it has now.
Koda0 (^)
It does. . . Everyone lives happily ever after on a remote island in the Bermuda Triangle.
I wish I was about to be crushed by giant anvil, but I mirraculously escape harm.
The firts part of your wish comes true, but the second fails too.
I wish blank.
You get blank.
I wish my halloween decorations would hurry up and get here.
They arrive, but they come so fast that you are instantly roadkilled by the speed of their arrival.
I wish that I wasn't in such a romantic pickle right now, as in my crush wasn't going out with someone who's taller than me, that my crush's best friend didn't have a crush on me, and that she'd stop treating me like I am one of her (girl) friends. (Scoutdog... I already know you're going to complain about your romantic life and your parents and blah blah blah... so try something original)
You aren't in this romanitc disaster, because you realize that you are really a necrophilliac. And my parents have actually not done anything wierd lately. And I don't have a romantic life.
I wish the halloween decorations that just got here had been payed for by someone other than me.
Wow... way to be a perv... ScoutD...
Anyway, it wouldn't hurt to try to get one... unless it falls on-top of you like mine did .
Now, then wish granted. It was paid for by an identity theft, who has your (parents, if you don't have one) credit card... and is also buying himself an RV, some hookers, a house, and a PS3.
I wish that my crush's party had never been cancelled... OR that she liked me as much/ as long as I've liked her.
Granted, however it is in an alternate universe. As for the actual one, be her friend and let her develop feelings for you on her own if she will.
I wish the hotfix for the September 30th update was out yesterday and not Monday when I start my second quarter.
It does come out of 9/30, but you're in a coma from getting raped in an alley on you're way home on that date... So-rry.
I wish that people would answer my Yahoo! Answers question at will, at not have to have me answer their question just to get their attention.
P.S. If you're interested, it's here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnyWFeplhrYeAmBLiGcvbQjsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20091001180255AAnl8L2
Granted, but since the answers are from /b/, your question gets turned into yet another meme. Oh, and you get shunned by everyone you know and love.
I really wish that Chicago Police wasnt so damn racist
Granted. Now they're sexist.
I wish you would finally admit that your avatar is Makuta from Bionicle!
Granted, but it's a lie and he changes it to something different.
I wish that my crush would start to like me back the way I like her.
Ah, love. I must've wished for that at least 5 times now... and I've given up 'cuz I never got any positive answers... so I'll spare you my fate, Romeo.
Granted. She starts to flirt with you and tease and get gradually closer to you. You decide to ask her out, to which she excitedly says yes. You have a fun, steady and flirty relationship together. You go to movies, you go to parties, you go everywhere together. High School ends, and the two of you go to different colleges. However, she remembers you dearly, and drops out of college so the two of you can be together forever. You get married, and have a child soon after. She raises your kids, and you get a successful job in the Military as a computor engineering expert. The two of you grow old and weary, but still live happily relishing the fact that you have each other. And you both lived happily ever after. The End.
(torn straight from my dreams... hope it was good enough.)
lol! no wish?
I wish that koda0 will one day get out of the love triangle.
ah, crap! That's the first time I've forgotten to make a wish!
Unfortunatly, you'll have to wait for Ryat or someone else to swing by and corrupt that. I wish for it everyday and yet... this is something that defines the phrase "if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself". A.K.A., yes, I'm working on it. Even if I untagle myself from my Crush's best friend, there's still her 6' 1" Freshman boyfriend to contend with... but with her Ex stalking them everywhere, I don't think they're going to be doing much bonding. (I'm such a bad person... lol )
I wish that my crush would stop treating me like I'm one of her girl-friends! Do you know how agonizing it is to hear her go on about her plans with her bf, her dates with her bf, her EVERYTHING with her bf??? *sigh*, ah well. I'm doing everything in my power as it is, I just need to wait for the dominoes to start falling.
Is their something wrong with giving them a little...push?
(dont. It'll probably blow up in your face)
Granted. She treats you like you never existed.
My wish is the same I said earlier in the post before koda0s
"Them" As in my crush and her Ex, or my crush and her bf?
NO F****** FAIR! Dude, I give you probably the most optimistic wish grant in the entire forum, and you give me a phobia-reinforcement!
Meh, who am I kidding? (Self-esteem spiraling, spiraling, loosing confidence and ego.... Emo-ness setting in...)
I wish that I knew whether or not she'd be happier dating me or one of her current/former boyfriends. The only reason she broke up with her Ex (for the fifth and final time, hopefully) was because he got involved in drugs. (well, more serious drugs... the two of them probably had done so much... never mind), and her Ex still admits his feelings for her, even though he has a gf...
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Granted. As it usually happens with good people, she admits that shes always liked you and you end up growing closer, start dating, go through your rough patches of course, go to college, which she insists on finishing, get married, have a family and live happily ever after, or at least as happily as reality will permit.
I wish that my internet was better
Thx. for that. Although, I didn't ask for her to like me, or something like that. I just wanted to know if she'd be happy with me or not...
Granted. Now you don't have a computor because you sold it for internet money.
I wish that Code: Geass had a 3rd season, and that we found out whether or Not Lelouch lived and is hiding with C.C. or not, too.
Granted. However you cant get it cause your crush's ex found out u were for her so he got and came after you and destroyed your room when he found out where you lived before he got arrested.
I also wish that theyd hurry up and finish a quality 7 deadly sins mod for the updated versions that I can download
Granted. But you are struck dumb by the fact that you could have wished for a new, improved AT-AT, and I kill you just for fun when IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR SHOOP DA WOOP!OK, crazy time over.
I wish I could handle relationships (of the kind you two have mentioned) better, without asking for help (crap).Getting Maced and tear-gassed in the same day is a LOT worse than you would think.
Granted: you can now handle relationships. Of course, you still wind up drunk, high, and living on a street corner, but at least you have a niiice Platonic friendship with the hooker the next block over.
I wish I could have pizza for dinner tonight, instead of that aweful cheese-stuffed chicken.
Granted. It's cheese-stuffed chicken pizza.
You make this too easy.
Alright, since everybody's got something to do romantically off their chest here, let's all just come out and say it at once, so we can asses the situations and give each other helpful advice. (Yay! Being helpfull!)
I wish that the above would happen before 11:00 (8:00 western time) tonite.
I think someone else can do a better job at corrupting that. . .
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