I wish 55% of the population would bvote for me when I ran for any office.

Granted. But the space dogs are angered by you winning and send their mind controled dinosaurs after you. You barely escape into space, but as you eneter orbit you transport through space and time to the year 2552... right into the center of a Covenant Assault Carrier, next its main reactor. You see a large green figure float by on a strange purple thing with spikes on, and then realize where you are. You have enough time to say "oh shi-"boom.

I wish that I had my own Death Star battle station complete with a Darth Vader who will obey my every command.

You think of something to wish for: you wish for some simple thing, and somebody corrupts your wish.

I wish minors could sign NDEs.

Granted: NDE stands for non-disclosure (something), and it's a legal document that prevents you from leaking the details of an alpha, beta, or whatever it applies to. I think they might be used in other "trade secret" areas, but I'm not sure. You could have just wished for Google.

I wish my XBox360 worked.

congradulations. you have a google. you also get 100 internets in the process, but you trade me that Xbox 360 for every one. their value plummets and i skip town.

I wish i went on a criuse sometime soon

 Granted, your the main star, and are never seen again I wish ai had a laptop

Someone makes a Twisted Metal movie, but it's made by a 15-year-old with an analog camcorder and never sees the light of day.

I wish the Elemental beat would come out.

Granted. It stops raining above your house...and starts raining INSIDE your house.

I wish summer vacation lasted until August 18th (the day after my birthday).

Granted. You now have to pay $100 dollars for a PB&J sandwitch. Well considering that the peanut butter is 100% organic and imported from Europe, the Jelly is handpicked from South American friuts and prefectly blended, and the bread hand made by Wolfgang Puck (who is now colleagues with your father) Disgusted that you have to pay high prices, you become senile and eat Eggo waffles everyday.

I wish General Homestar would fix his avatar.

Granted. However, one student produces a robot that can rip arart an Abrams tank in three seconds, runs on water, and is the size of a kitten. A team of soldiers breaks into the lab and takes everyone, including you, prisoner. You are transported to a scret facility where you will spend the rest of your life designing killing machines for the U.S. Army.

I wish Rush Limbaugh would jump into a volcano.

They do, but in their crazy attmept to play god they create the computer virus known as skynet. Although the virus was destroyed, the robotics club is arrested and sentenced to life in prison.

I wish that i didnt get arrested.

It doesn't. Now it just poisons you.

I wish that nasty scratch on my Metroid Prime Echoes disc would go away.

You now have an iPod, and therefor are stuck with iTunes. My condoleances.

I wish the bathroom would clean itself.

Granted, it cleans itsefl so well, the moment you go to use it it kills you for making it dirty.

I wish that repetition didn't exsist.