The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
congradulations, you are born 3 years late due to a temporal anomolay.
I wish for an unlimited supply of ramen
granted, you get a full supply of raman that cruches you to death.
i wish for SupCom 2
Granted you get it,but since you got it so early there are no levels and the only button on the menu is a tutorial which is bugged.
I wish fo the corrupter of this wish to make a 1000 word corruption of this wish
Wish granted but as you know its a corrupted wish, this should serfice.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
I wish that some one would iether moon or sunshine in the backround behind those windows on the today show in perect sight of the cammera.
They do, they insult the Alien Dogs by doing so, who send their mind-controlled Dinosaurs to kill then, accidentally killing John Stewart in the proccess.
I wish that they would finish Mass Effect 2 and have it on sale by the end of July, and Mass Effect 3 by the end of October.
Granted but they finished it so fast that it sucks ass.
I wish that ppl would stop hating on Obama and deal with it. (personally I hope Im wrong about him and that he does help)
Granted. America is thrown into a Depression worse than the one in the 1930's, and loses it's status as a superpower to the European Union and China.
I wish that Puerto Rico would suck it up and become a state already.
Koda0 (^)
personally being Puertorican, ill grant this. However due to the patriot act, and being taxed out of their minds, the island seceeds from the union and becomes its own independent country. America goes in with burning american justice and cuba attempts to intervene. Cuba is nuked and we now have WW3.
I wish that our school system wasnt so off blalnced. Suburban schools seem to get nicer stuff than inner city schools.
Wish granted, inner city schools are so nice, you never go home and live there for the rest of your life.
I wish that everything was free.
Wish granted. However, because everything is free, no one bothers to make good stuff anymore. You now live in a world more boring than the communistic Russia.
I wish my body wouldn't ache so much after hard labour.
you body now catches fire. all the time.
I wish for a Kol battleship. full size.
Granted. However, since your new star ship has no crew and you have no training in operating the systems, the ship plummits to Earth, where it crashes into New York, causing a reactor breach, instantly vaporizing the entire city.
I wish I had all the cars from Twisted Metal 2 in my garage.
You have all the cars for Twisted Metal 2 in your garage. However, in order to make them all fit, the powers in charge of wish-granting have to crush them into foot-wide metal cubes.
I iwsh I had never let my self get roped into designing web pages for my mom's dysfunctional charity.
Granted, instead you get roped into making one for the Midget Porn Club.
I wish I could visit Chernobyl this summer (no money, and my g/f won't let me )
Granted. You get radioactive and get cancer and Die
I wish school hadnt started so early
granted. You wake up and it's in the middle of october. Problem is you still have to go.
I wish for a Starfighter + classes on how to fly it.
Granted: but you sleep threw your classes and end up crashing in too your own house.
I wish i could fly.
Granted, you can fly but soon find out you cannot actually control where to. You end up at a pig farm in chili.
I wish I had more time to read.
granted. you have .3 more seconds to read every day.
I wish i found a stockpile of Rum (like in Pirates of the Carribean)
Granted, you find a stockpile of rum but the police catch on and you have to pay $27,492 in taxes for owning alcoholic liquids.
I wish we find water on the moon.
Granted, but you should take off your space suit to drink it.
I wish I could have unlimited vacation with no salary loss.
Wish granted, your fired, therefore you don't have a salary to lose.
I wish that i was back at cadet camp.
Granted, and - judging by your nick - at age 78 your senile limp body gets thrown back in. The other cadets make fun of you, they leave you behind with every task because you need a stick to walk, nobody wants to be in a foxhole with you because you smell of dead fish, you keep forgetting which door is the men's shower and the officers make you drop and give them 80 because you wet the bed every night. Also, firing any rifle makes you fall over.
On the plus side, you can skip the military haircut because you don't have any hair left.
I wish my room had a fresh coat of white paint.
Granted. The problem is that you find all your stuff covered in white outdoor paint. you begin to hyperventilate and soon you sufforcate from the harsh chemical fumes.
I wish for a large sum of money (with no negative side effects)
Granted. You have a large sum of money in a plastic bag that happens to be on Io.
I wish 55% of the population would bvote for me when I ran for any office.
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