The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Wished granted, Mountain Dew is now actually good for you. And all the rich people buying up all the bottles and factories and keeping them to them self. So you dont get any, sorry.
I wish I had Prototype Powers.
You are given a wide variety of newly-developed superpowers. Unfortunately, it's a beta release and there are still a few bugs to work out. Flight™ v0.9b has an altitude limit of four feet. Lightning Bolt™ v0.61 occasionally ignites the user. Shapeshift™ v0.113 periodically attaches an extra spy hand to the user's face. Other powers have a tendency to backfire unpredictably, with often tragic hilarious results. Please remember to file a bug report if you encounter any fatal instabilities.
I wish my family would stop watching Alf episodes when I'm trying to write.
Granted,instead they focus on you eventually gaining enough focus to shoot laser beams at you and what your writing,it doesn't end well.
I wish i had my wireless internet back named Sexy Beast
You now have your wireless internet back and its named sexy beast. You named a wireless internet sexy beast and now can never have sex with a human female.
I wish Neil Gaiman still wrote the Sandman.
Neil Gaiman goes back to writing Sandman and it once again makes the best seller list. Actually it's such a huge success that every writer starts to write comic books and every tv and movie producer starts to make comic series/movies only. Pretty soon the whole entertainment industry only consists of comics, influencing us so much that we all slowly start to turn into comic book caracters ourselves. Unfortunately, because the human race is chronically stupid we have no superpowers whatsoever, we just are brightly colored cell shaded funny walking people that can only move in a stop motion fashion.
I wish I could actually get a tan.
O was that directed at me?
I wish that my crush would ditch her boyfriend, and that her friend (who has a crush on me) would give up on me, so that my crush and I would do something w/ the flirty looks we used to give each other, and lived a long, happy life together.
Koda0 (^)
granted. You live a happy life. Unfortunately your crush's Credit Score is so low that you are rendered homeless and peniless. the Two of you become hermits who live in the mountains and shout at all the City Folk below. suprisingly the both of you live to be 180 years old and have no regrets.
I shall wish for more shenanagins in this forum!
Granted. Wait all of 2 weeks and you'll see them.
I wish that My family wouldn't bother me . . . ever.
This is a hard one, cant realy make it worse if you dont wanna see your family.... unless...
Granted, your family wont bother you until they die! Thats until you meet them once again in heaven where they bother you for the rest of eternity
I wish i was the most attractive man in the world!
granted, you are now Super magnetic to all things. in about an hour you will become the singluarity of a small black hole. Everyone now comments on how much you suck.
I wish that I didnt have to go to work today (but that i still have my job)
Your boss calls you to tell you that you have a day off for free. You do however miss that hot 23 year old secretary giving a strip act in the lobby.
I wish my shrink could fix all my mental problems in a week.
Granted. Once clear of all mental problems you achieve peace of mind. as you gleefully cross the street to your car, you fail to notice the bus that ran the light. At least you died happy.
I wish that i had more money (legally and in a large amount)
P.S. my wish was granted in RL, the pipes burst and we have a free day!
You get all the money in the world, but because of energy shortages the only valid currency is oil. Since the only oil you own is the cheapest brand of massage oil from Walmart you realise that you are still the poorest man on earth. On the plus side, money makes for excellent toilet paper.
I wish I actually owned a car.
Granted, you get your car but its not just any ordinary car, you get a car thats actualy a transformer!!! WOOT! Unfortunatley you are crushed inside the machine during the transformation..
I wish i had a slice of apple pie!!!
Granted, you get a slice of the apple pie which was used in the movie American Pie.
I wish I could sleep for 12 hours without losing real life time.
Granted, but the effects and energy gain during the 12 hour period of sleeping doesnt apply to real life time!
I wish my cat grew as big as a tiger(and had the strength of one) and was loyal to me only...
Granted, but family friends and collegues all call you Sedna and ask you for a heal every 40 seconds. Also, you grow boobs.
I wish nerds would be considered sexy.
Wish granted nerds are now considerd sexxy. But because of girls new labode towards nerds, the stupid, idiotic, jocks actually have to get jobs and fill in the post of the smart nerds, that have left them to be with the hot Russian and Swedish Chickies doin the horisontal monster mash. So now when you call tech support you can't acomplish any thing, whwhen you go to the mechanics nothing gets ficked, and the seats of power are filled with idiots.
I wish that Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, and all those other stupid Disney channel Celbrities would die. Not just a heart attack but something painful. Also they don't get a big rememberence or funeral like Mikeal Jackson, they don't @#$%ing disserve it!
Granted. We all then throw THE HUGEST F***ING PARTY EVER!!!
I second that wish.
I wish that I had seen Cloverfield.
Granted. Having seen the movie as it was meant to be (in a theatre btw), you are amazed, and go around saying it was the best monster movie ever made, and often go off on tangents about how awesome you think the movie is. On one of these tangents, you get completely immersed in you speech and don't notice Godzilla standing right behind you. Your preference of Cloverfeild over his movies infuriates Godzilla, and he eats you.
I wish I 50% less socially akward.
Clover would probably whoop Godzilla's @$$ in a fight.
Anyway, socially awkward? Tell that to the 5 more Karma you have over me... low-self-esteem much? (this coming from the goth who's only real friends are girls. . . one of which I have a crush on, another is crushing on me)
Granted. You're still a nerd though.
i wish i was a
Granted. You are now a smilie... and will be used as others please for all eternity.
I wish that I wasn't born 3 days early.
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