The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted. Movies based on video games are now good. Nothing bad happened. Your life was still the same. You just comment from time to time how movies based on video games used to suck and people think you are nuts. Also, everyone has the pac man fever.
I wish ninjas officially killed all of the pirates.
Wished has already bean granted. There going to kill them as soon as they let there guard down.
I wish that I was a ginie, again since it didn't get it granted las time.
LOL
Granted, you become a genie, spending millenia inside your lamp and only coming out when some idiot rubs it, and you get bored to death because people always wish the same things, and you hate it. With time you become a bitter and nasty genie and start corrupting the wishes of all the people rubbing your lamp. In the end, you make so many enemies that specialized genie killers come around and lock you in a boring blank dimension for all time.
I wish i could freeze time, to be able to play video games 20 hours a day, cheat at exams, and still get my 10 hours sleep a day.
Wish Granted, you can freeze time, but you forget to unfreeze it, so you that when you do unfreeze time, your 90 years older than you were origanolly.
I wish i had a 360
Granted. By the time you get it, Microsoft announces a new console, called the Xbox 720. It's a vast improvement over the 360, and now every game is being made for it. All the games for the 360 become pointless, because no-one uses them anymore, so the multiplayer option dissappears.
(Using the red ring was waaaay too easy.)
I wish I had a hoverboard.
Granted. You take the hoverboard out for a test run, and are soon an expert, performing fantastic tricks and nearly flying using the anti-grav technology. Unfortunately, you jubiliation lasts all of ten minutes, because you are captured by CIA agents and taken to a secret camp in Texas, where you are harshly interrorgated about how the hoverboard works and how to use it. You say you don't know how it works, and that you simply wished for it, and got it. A frustrated guard takes out his M-16 and shoots you. You die, and the secret of the hoverboard dies with you.
I wish I had a $15 iTunes card.
Granted. Some mercenaries soon arrive and pull your extremities off w/ horses becuz they were paid by the nerd you stole it from.
I wish that Wii Play: Tanks! Wasn't so full of bullsh*t.
Koda0 (^)
Granted. It is now full of polar bear sh*t.
I wish I had a hot car.
Granted. It's so hot that the instant you get in, you burst into flames and melt on your driveway.
I wish that the Wii itself wasn't so full of BS.
Granted. It's now full of SARS, the only acronym worse than BS.
I wish my dog wasn't so fat. (No organs falling out or something similar, please).
Granted.
Now, your dog is aneroxically thin, refuses to eat, and is continually harassed by the local scavengers. Eventaully, you put him out of his misery, and put a bullet through his head.
I wish that [adultswim] would stop hating anime, and air it at a more reasonable time on Saturday nights.
Granted. They are now anime freaks, and air nothing but anime...in the original Japanese....and without subtitles.
I wish for a glass of CLEAN, POLLUTION-FREE WATER THAT IS NOT POISONED OR IN A DIRTY GLASS.
Granted. The water is so pure that your tastebuds can't handle it and explode. You are never able to taste anything ever again.
I wish I had super-strength.
I wish for people to make my life miserable.
Just to pick on people at work/school
to the guy who corrupted my wish..
firstly, it wouldn't have worked like that, i meant manipulate existing matter, not create it on the spot. i would have had to have been aware of an existing area of sufficient anti-matter to do that.
secondly, i would have manipulated the ENERGY at the heart of the matter, in the electrons, protons ect not the matter itself
I wish that people would follow the rules of the game, instead of trying to uncorrupt thier wish
Granted. Bretoniac is banhammered for not knowing about Quantum Physics and Inability for taking a joke. Soon everyone is banhammered for not posting enough. Everyone comes to your house and beat you over the head with an assortment of hammeres for getting banhammered by your wish.
I wish that i had more fireworks to blow up today. Ive already gone through 500 dollars worth of fireworks.
Granted, you fire so many fireworks that you hit a plane that then crashes into your house and makes you homeless.
I wish i had a brand new computer.
granted: you have a brand new computer with a single bottom-of-the-line cpu with like motherboard, no graphics ect ect.
i wish i hadnt been banhammered
Granted. You have now been Bannned in the good, old fashioned way. Same result.
I wish that ppl would go here: https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/358294
OR I wish that Obama would resign now... before he starts to cause damage.
Granted. Obama resigns without giving a reason. Congratulations, Joe Biden is now President of the United States.
I wish Netflix would get off its butt and send Dogfights already.
Granted. They send a dogfight to your house, and you're immediately arrested for illegal activities.
Edit: I wish for a bassoon.
granted, you get a broken bassoon
i wish for a cheese wheel
You get a beatiful round shiny cheese wheel, but because you failed to specify they sent you an aweful smelling french cheese that smells like dead puppies that ate overripe beans which he threw up which started to rot in the sun and flies started laying eggs on it. Also, the smell is so foul that no shampoo or soap in the world is able to completely remove it, so you end up smelling the same and no woman ever wants to come near you again. On the plus side, cats seem to be misteriously fond of you all of a sudden.
I wish that Mountain Dew wouldn't be bad for your health.
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