The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted. You vanish from this world and are teleported into a pocket universe containing nothing but a computer and an infinite food supply. You play Sins to your heart's content, eventually becoming the greatest player in the world. Unfortunately, you didn't wish for a way back, so you are stuck in the pocket universe forever. You eventually go insane from boredom and lack of face-to-face contact with other humans.
I wish RickRolling was never invented.
Granted. Instead of Rick Rolled, the youtube spam is a vidoe of a 96 year olg woman in her underware shaving her legs.
I wish the apocolypse happened tommorow
Granted, but it happens to you while everyone else has the Best Day EVAR!
I Wish for a Star Trek Replicator (it can make alything out of thin air, including monies)
granted, but the fbi confiscates it. They try to make a chuck norris clone for military purposes but then the real chuck norris turns up and destroys the fbi and the device, creating a huge black hole swallowing everything except Chuck himself.
I wish i had money to tour around the world.
Granted, you $200 to buy a lifeboat with a motor and a bycicle. Now go out there and tour the world.
i wish for a clock
Granted. Big Ben falls on you
I wish that the Cardinals had won the Superbowl
Granted. Packer fans beat you up regardless. No offense to the Packers (pun unintended).
You didnt wish and its too late now.
I wish that i could have seen transformers last night
granted, but it freezes 5 minutes after start. bummer...
I wish i had megan fox here sitting on my lap, asking for a "good time"
Granted. As you stutter and droil trying to reply, she punches you in the face, calls you a pervert, and says she only meant to go on a casual date. She kicks you in the ribs, and as you llie on the ground, writhing in pain, she walks out, mumbing to herself that she needs to use less innuendos when speaking casually.
I wish the theatre didn't charge such outrageously high prices for concessions.
granted, but going to the movies is so cheap now that everyone goes. so pretty much everytime you go, all the tickets are sold out. Even worse, the producers get less income from their movies so have to cut into budgets; now all movies are B or lower... and actors go extinct because they don't get paid enough to support their lifestyle.
Result: in ten years, all movies will be computer generated(and not good graphics like in transformers, but cheap a$$ B movie graphics).
I wish i knew karate (just cuz it kicks ass).
Granted. However, while you do indeed 'know' karate, your body cannot handle the stress of the actual moves. You try to impress your girlfriend with it, only to rip your own leg off. You bleed to death before the ambulance gets there.
I wish I had better things to do than sit here writing on forums >.>
You already do. You just don't know it. You never will. Ever.
I wish I had remembered to make a wish last time.
Wish granted - you wished that I became Chuck Norris and it was so.
I wish I was Bruce Lee.
granted! now you are not used to the complete lack of power you have after transforming from chuck norris to bruce lee, it was so overwhelming that you melted...
i wish i could touch the skiy.
Granted you touch it...as you fall from a plane 20,000 feet in the air...without a parachute.
I wish ppl would post here https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/357791
granted; i posted there. however, soon so much people are posting there that it draws all the attention from other threads, and people keep posting untill they die of dehydration/starvation.
The next day you are arrested for manslaughter, and you now share a cell with your new buddy Big Bear. Good times...
I wish for a mind controlling device so i can get my little sister to shut up (one that doesn't malfunction and certainly not a cheap a$$ japanese one).
congradulations you get one, but it turns out that it needs 3 triple-a batteries. Too bad they sold out a long time ago
i wish my car wasnt broken.
you go to a repair shop and let them fix it. then you get a message: your car is ok! unfortunatly, on your way to pick it up you get killed by a monstertruck, crushing you and your bike.
I wish i knew the secret of life, and would not be driven crazy by it. Or socially detached. ( and not that crap that says you live only to die.)
42
I wish more people understood the above reference.
Granted. now all people know it's from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Then they decide 42 is the perfect number, and noboby may reach the age of 43 or higher.
Result: mass ritual suicide.
I wish i had a nice car (think ferrari, porche, lambo) that i can enjoy as long as i want.
Granted, you get a Ferrari Enzo for your birthday. You go as fast as you want for as long as you want untill you hit a puddle and hydroplane into a wall. At least you have a fancy casket.
I wish for my own personal jet (no hijacking or shooting down please)
Wish granted, enjoy your new jet, but don't come crying to us when it becomes obsolete in 2 months and you realize you could have wished for something much better. Just like cell phones.
I wish for complete peace between all who live. And if everyone dies, that's just fine.
wish granted: cold war II starts, with nuclear weapons at the ready, no one dares invoke any kind of drama or nukes start flying. a false peace
I wish I had a faster computer
Wish granted the world is at peace with its self there is no predjudeism or viloence any where. This is acomplished by the destruction of all liteature so no one has an opinian. All movies and shows are gone so people do not suggestions from any thing. All games evan bored games are destroyed so that people can work more towards a better future. All house look the same so nobody gets jealous, same goes for any transporation. every body is given a skin graph and sex change so that were all a sexual, so that we are look the same and we reproduce with out any help from a mate, so sex has bean abolished and there is no need for it.
I wish I was a genie
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