The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted. You get into a car headon car crash on the highway with a drunken fool. But unlike that fool, you aren't buckled up, and are sent flying through the windshield and into a billboard that has a picture of the sky, where you impact at 100 km/h and leave a bloody stain on the baby blue color.
I wish for a blank CD
I actually meant kids' cartoons. Children's animation today is a disgrace compared to ten years ago.
(after the third time, why can't i get this right)
Granted, but you have no way to record anything, or put it on the disk. You sell it on ebay fro $5, and the person who bought it creates a super-compter virus and lets it loose upon the Internet, resulting in the loss of all online data. Western civilization collapses.
[quote who="General Homsar" reply="5" id="2270854"]Your lack of a wish causes this thread to end, obliterating your last source of enjoyment.
I wish my fish had a CD.
You fish eats the CD and chokes on the pieces. You are arrested for animal cruelty.
I wish my school bus had machine guns and a plasma cannon. Bye-bye, traffic jams!
Your buss is hijacked by Mormon terrorists who steal the plasma technology and create an army of Mormons who easily take over the world, forcing everyone to convert to the Mormon faith.
I wish for a yawn
Fine, enjoy your last yawn. Then you get flattened by said schoolbus.
I wish people would stop descriminating based on religion, and do it for some new reason instead.
Granted. People begin discrimmnating based on food preference. People who like baked chiken instead of fried are ridiculled and villified. Tired of their deplorable treatment, they revolt. The Second American Civil War begins.
I wish World War One never happened.
If WWI never happened, then there would never have been a WWII. Thus, no pressure to advance technologically and we are easy targets for those dog-aliens mentioned before.
I wish the next person would make a wish for me, corrupt it, then make their wish.
Granted. You wish to be shot in the head, and a random baby crawls up to you and shoots you. Unfortunaly, you don't die, and are left to crawl around in excruciating pain for the next 3 days before dying in a pool of your own waste.
I wish i could shoot you in the both your heads
Wish granted, but neither of your shots are fatal, so they both shoot you back. (Violence leads to nothing but more violence...)
I wish that N. Korea would stop being emo.
Koda0 (^)
Granted. North Korea stops being whiny and just goes postal, launching several short range balisstic missles into the surrounding countries.
I wish for a penny
You get said penny. This wish does not need to be corrupted because pennies are worthless.
I wish I wasn't so nervous about Driver's Ed tomorrow, but not so npt-nervous as to drive recklessly.
Granted. You fall far past the realm of not-nervous, falling asleep altogether. You crash into the GPG building, killing both you and the instructor, as well as half the GPG staff. Demigod is abandoned.
I wish I could watch my fish fight the schoolbus.
Granted, your fish gain superpowers and go off to stop the schoolbus. They are Turned into Fishstcks as soon as they get into range.
i wish you would make a wish
He makes a wish but you can't think of anything to corrupt it,you become a lifeless hobo who killed a nightclub owner with an axe and you think pennys are really worth something,but the person that wished for one gets it and is told that the penny is as worthless as you.
I wish people stayed up all night long!
Granted, however he takes so long to repost that you spend the rest of your life waiting and hitting the 'refresh' button. Just as you pass away, his post comes in:
"I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for".
I wish I would stop forgetting to post wishes.
Granted,you always remember to post and sit at your computer all night and day untill your eyes pop out and your head explodes because your energy bill was due.
I wish for two wishes
Granted, but you spend all your wishes on wishing, and eventually grow old and die.
I wish my energy bill was never due
Granted. its never due cause you never pay it and dont have energy
I wish that I had a large, successful company, privately owned and well invested and finacially secure
Granted, you get GM back in 1999. Ten years later you commit suicide when the President himslef asks you to quit you job.
almost forgot. I wish for a crapload of money to fund a new game. Complete with an Open Source engine.
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