The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
He's alive... as a zombie, who proceeds to bite and infect you w/ the T Virus, so you kill yourself to prevent yourself from turning into a zombie, and down goes your legacy of "Uncorruptable Wishes".
I wish that the United States of Africa would actually form in a year or two (Wouldn't that be interesting?)
Koda0 (^)
Granted. Then the countries in africa that were in a state of civil war spread the civil war to other states causing the country to collapse
i wish i got that promotion
i wish I got that promotion
You get the promotion. You do execellent so they promote you to a corner office. You get over your head and die of high blood pressure.
I wish i had my own nightclub
You do. As you walk through midnight New York, you are viciously attacked by a club-wielding hobo. Rocks fall. Everybody dies.
I wish I wish I had a fish...
sorry, I've had other things to do and will be leaving again after this. Granted, you are now a Grand Moth. But you try and take to many worlds for your own break-away empire and try to overthrow me and I send Vader to kill you before he gets me. But before Vader gets to you a Wookie pounded you into mush and feeds you to it's pet cat for dinner.
Granted..."I think we need a bigger boat!" You yelled as your fish... a Megaladon shark (think that's spelled right) ate you and everyone else onboard in one bite.
I wish that I had a map of all the major stars within 7000 light-years of Sol.
you get one, but it is outdated by about 10 bllion years
I wish i had a Real nightclub (no being hit by random people)
Granted. And then it goes Cocanut Grove on you and burns down.
i wish that i was a real General
Wish granted. As time progresses and your successes as a military commander grow after victorious campaign upon victorious campaign, you gain popular support with the common people and are losing favor with the State. Your popularity and fame continues to rise, you are deemed a threat to the State that you have fought so hard for and are abducted by State agents, where you are tortured into lying how you were planning a coup d'état of the State, and promptly executed by public beheading and dismemberment. Overnight, your successes are overlooked and the nation that you were so loyal to has now declared you one of the greatest traitor in history. In the coming centuries, your name becomes one of the greatest insults you could ever call somebody.
I wish that I had a bowl of chowder in front of me
Granted but its floating in the air before it falls in your lap. and its fresh from the oven so its hot when it falls. I just gotta say this but ouch.
I wish that I get a promotion to Supreme Commander (after you my lord, Emperor Sova) of the armed forces of the Galactic Empire.
Granted, you are now my right hand man, Supreme Commander of the armed forces of the GE after me. But now Vader is out on the streets ploting his revenge, and he decides to sneak into back inside the Imperial Palace and force you to watch all the worst movies ever made and then all the other things on that list you gave before the Imperial Guard could arrive.
I wish that I had another 25000 Forerunner Dreadnoughts to go with my flagship Dreadnought and that I could move to the planet Holy Terra (Earth) so I can use it as a new capital world. I don't now much about other then its from 40K and has insane defense forces and is a city world, makes a good place to rule from for sure.
Granted but then two of the drag race and crash into a star. They had all the crews on them for orientation so now youhave ships but no crew except on your flagship
I wish I could have Vader killed before he gets near me (or have guards that can stop him)
EDIT: oh and sova i was looking at your post for the battle between you and shrink and the answer to your question in what year did Rome fall to barbarians and the western empire end is 476 AD
Wish granted, but those troublesome rebels are still around, and now they're winning.
I wish you had used my avatar to corrupt Sova's wish.
Granted. everyone laughs so hard they forget about you and you try to assassinate me but only kill some other ppl and shoot me in the chest...John Hinckley
Oh and then i turn the military might of the GE on the rebels on crush them
I wish that teachers got paid more money
granted, but they are forced to work longer hours for it. They go on strike, allowing Online schooling to take over as the major form of education.
I wish i had a 67 Chevy Corvette
You do, in 2300, by which time it will have nearly desintegrated.
I wish there was something good on TV right now and for ten more consecutive minutes.
Wish granted, but you fall asleep while watching it, you wake up and your surrended by hobo's... al of which are asking you for change. You give them change but they still want more, so you try to run but they stop you, steal your clothes and eat you.
I wish my computor was faster.
Granted. ppl steal it because their computers are slow
I wish that I could crush the rebels in a big battle as second in command of the GE
You crush the rebels, get promoted, and win the war, blah blah blah... but then you wake up, and realize that you've watched too much Star Wars.
I wish that Stardock would balance out SoaSE: Entrenchment so that the TEC and Vasari are just as good as the Advent.
Granted, there are no changes in Entrenchment.
I wish for enlightenment
The lights in your house become so bright that you go blind.
I wish cartoons these days had satire, like in the nineties, when they were worth watching.
Granted. they have satire which (d)evolves into skits like on Family Guy
I wish for a good cell phone
you find one on the street. It is gold inlay with internet capabilities. However, you cant find a charger for it and get all EMO about it.
I wish for some chocolate
You get that chocolate. In fact, you get more chocolate than you could ever want in your entire life. Hershey's Kisses, Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways, those crazy little gourmet chocolates...yes, everything. You attempt to eat it all, but go into diabetic shock and end up in a coma and have both legs amputated. Due to this comatose state, your girlfriend leaves you for a tall, rich, handsome, muscular, talented man (such as myself...no, but seriously) and makes sweet passionate love to him in your bed. You wake up three years later, remembering nothing except a towering mound of, well, Mounds bars before everything went to black. Going home, expecting your former lover to take you back into her arms, you find that she has moved into the house permanently with her new(ish) hubby. After injecting a large dose of heroin and insulin, you bust into the bedroom (because that's the first place you'd go obviously), enraged, and find the pair heavily entrenched in the wild passions of lovemaking. You die instantly of a simultaneous massive coronary, stroke, conniption, and testicular cancer, and void your bowels when you hit the floor. The lovers do not notice until later that you are dead on their carpet. The end.
I wish I could fly...I wish I could touch the sky...
You fly head-on into a 747, which knocks you out. This leaves you unable to fly away from the engine, which chops you into a red mist. The engine becomes clogged with gore and flames out, causing the plane to crash. You are posthumously declared a terrorist.
EDIT: I wish I could drive the thruck in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5PP9fIGy8s
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