For those wondering what I have against Shink go to my Halo vs Star Trek thread and read pages 8-9. But I have given him the chance to surrender before the battle, if he decides to do that I will just make this a normal vs thread.This battle starts Saturday.
I will have The Undying here or whoever he can send of the Grammer Police to translate Shink's post for us.
Now I would like to keep post limited to me, Shink and the Grammer Police. But if anyone sees a wrong fact point it out the moment you see it please.
Count down to battle is 4 days 25 five minutes!
i have been dispatched to ploice this thread for bad grammar!!!
im watching you Shink
im hoping for my first arrest of my carreer in the GP sooo any violation of Grammar Law will result in ARREST! got it? good
Good, tell The Undying thank you for me Tsurani. I hope you get to arrest Shink to. My trophy room shall have yet another named added this Saturday! Mahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
This has been a UNSC transmission. Count down is now about four days and counting to battle!
I have to side with Shrink on this one, even if you cant understand a word he says
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damn no violation.......
still good grammar is important dont do the crime if u cant do the time etc
lol o noz imma be arrstdz!NEWAIZ halo iz geh.
MGS weh bettar.
bt stilzz I pwn Sova on XBL np np lololol
Guitar hero has better story than Halo.
This has been an MSF transmission.
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lol! Oh no Im going to be arrested!
Anyways, Halo is gay.
Matal Gear Solid way better.
But Ill still pwn Sova on XBL. LOL!
Guitar Hero has a better story than Halo.
JESUS CHRIST .....
you can understand that?!?!?!
ahem
Shink you are under arrest (again) for the murder of the English language.... how do you plead?
Yes, somehow I understand it. I will be Shink's offical translator for this debate if you want.
well i dont care anyway your obviously guilty.....
by the power vested in me by the Grammar Police i hereby Arrest you and Convict you of Fourth Degree Murder
you have been sentenced to ......
errr
Life Imprisonment
....
wait i cant enforce that......
ah i know...... permanant survalance and constant arrests everytime we find one of your posts!
and thank you for your offer saosertsus id appreciate it
ME?!?!
edit: I thought you were punishing me!
Good, maybe this will keep Shink from causing more chaos over in HvsST.
If you have the time this weekend I would be honored to have you as the Offical Translator of Shink.
And now for some stuff from the Halo books for Shink to read over. And don''t try any of this stuff at home kids. I am not reresponsible for any of the side effects from the following text if you try this. Quote. 1. Carbide ceramic ossification: advanced material grafting onto skeletal structures to make bones virtually unbreakable. Recommend that coverge not exceed 3 percent total bone mass because of significant white blood cell nercrosis. Specific risk for pre- and near-postpubescent adolescents: skeletal growth spurts may cause irreparable bone pulverization. See attached case studies. 2. Muscular enhancement injections: protein coplex is injected intramusculary to increase tissue density and decrease lactase recovery time. Rise: 5 percent of test subjects experience a fatal cardiac volume increase. 3. Catalytic thyroid implant: platinum pellet containing human growth hormone catatyst is implanted in the thyroid to boost growth of skeletal and muscle tissues. Risk: rare instances of elephantiasis. Suppressed sexual drive. 4. Occipital capillary reversal: submergence and boosted blood vessel flow beneath the rods and cones of subject's retina. Produces a marked visual perception increase. Risk: retinal rejection and detachment. Permanent blindness. See attached autopsy reports. 5. Superconducting fibrification of neural dendritues: alteration of bioelectrical nerve transduction to shielded electronic transduction. Three hundred percent increase in subject reflexes. Anecdotal evidence of marked increase in intelligence, memory, and creativity. Risk: significant instances of Parkinson's disease and Fletcher's syndrome. /end file/ Press ENTER to open linked attachments. Unquote. Pages 57-58 The Fall of Reach. Would Solid Snake happen to have "virtually unbreakable" bones? I'll edit this with more data later when I have the time.
This has been a UNSC transmission.
Im not doing anything this weekend so Ill be free to translate.
tl;dr
Solid snake > Mastur Chef
This has been an MSF Transmission.
"ZOMG YOU CAN READ THAT? I CAN TOO, BUT I'M PRETENDING NOT TO TO BE COOL."
u guyz r dum becuz itz obv dat SS > MC. MC gey, i c him bing gey al teh tiem. he cant give ne1 a baby becuz he iz gey lolololol hez lik teh bgfot gey.
if u dun agre u r dum and lik 4 an i bet ur mom is dum 2 an u cn get MC 2 do u becuz he iz gey nd u r gey lololol
ur bodacus zmbie sydivivd onlik a pimento lofe lololol
You guys are dumb because it's obvious that Solid Snake > Master Cheif. Master Cheif is gay, I see him being gay all the time. He can't give anyone a baby because he is gay. Lolololol he's like the (bgfot?) gay.
If you don't agree you are dumb and like four and I bet your mom is dumb too and you can get Master Cheif to do you because he is gay and your are gay. LOL!
Your (bodacus zmbie sydivivd onlik a pimento lofe???) lol!
y u kep sain wut im sain? u r dum
What in the name of the seven rings?! The Flood must have infect Shink and are already multiplying! Its the end of the World! Ahem, either that Shink creat another account, you are dead Shink, you shall be added to my trophy room for calling me dumb, but no ONE insults my mother and calls me gay! I shall send a giant atomic fire breathing monster to eat you!
You keep saying what I'm saying? Your dumb.
Learn to spell dum dum!
See you all later when I have more time.
lololol i m not Shink u cn evn ask admn, u r so dum. iz no wondr ur dum, ur mom iz way dum 2. MC iz way dum 2 n supr gey. da flod? lolol don b stupd da flod r 2 buzy bing gey wit MC to do nething becuz he iz supr gey. likteh bgfot gey. dumdum wut iz tis 2 grad? don be stupd n u lrn y SS > MC.
lol zomg dass nawt meh.U ken tlel cuz wy wuld eye luv meh?
but srsly guise.Guitar hero is cooler than halo.
Also lololol sova ur mom iz geh and also eye ownz u @ haloz gg pwned pwned pwned
OWNEEEDD BROTHAAAAAA
"Hip"pies, that's all these misspellers are. DIE HIPPIES, DIE! NEVER SHALL THEY PLAGUE ME WITH THEIR ILLEGIBLE GARBAGE THAT FEW CAN UNDERSTAND! A POX ON THEIR FIRSTBORN!
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Was that out of character, or just #@$%ing spiffy?
Edit: I didn't create that link, and I would advise you all not to click it.
You keep saying what I'm saying? Your dumb.Learn to spell dum dum! See you all later when I have more time.
You keep saying what I'm saying? Your dumb. Learn to spell dum dum!
Your dumb.
Your
GJ THAYR.
[quote who="I<3Shink" reply="21" id="2266459"]lololol i m not Shink u cn evn ask admn, u r so dum. iz no wondr ur dum, ur mom iz way dum 2. MC iz way dum 2 n supr gey. da flod? lolol don b stupd da flod r 2 buzy bing gey wit MC to do nething becuz he iz supr gey. likteh bgfot gey. dumdum wut iz tis 2 grad? don be stupd n u lrn y SS > MC.[/quote]
lol! Im not Shink you can even ask admin, your so dumb. Its no wonder your dumb, your mom is way dumb too. Master Cheif is way dumb too and super gey. The Flood? lol! Dont be stupid. The Flood are too busy being gay with Master Cheif too do anything because he is super gay. Like the (bgfot) gay. Dum dum what is this to (grad). Dont be stupid and learn why Solid Snake > Master Cheif.
U ken tlel cuz wy wuld eye luv meh?but srsly guise.Guitar hero is cooler than halo.Also lololol sova ur mom iz geh and also eye ownz u @ haloz gg pwned pwned pwned OWNEEEDD BROTHAAAAAA This has been an MSF Transmission.
lo! Omg! Thats not me.
You can tell because why would I love me?
But seriously guys.
Guitar Hero is cooler than Halo.
Also lol Sova your mom is gay and also I will own you and Halo is going to get pwned.
OWNED BROTHER
That I<3Shrink guy cant be quoted for some reason.
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