Sooooorta on topic post. I was working two nights ago, (police dept) and we got a noise complaint at like 11pm for loud music. I got to the house that the complaint was coming from and I saw through the window that this couple was jamming out to rockband. I rang the door bell and all and they finally got to the door and they are like the nicest people, I am like yea I see you guys are jamming out to some rockband huh? Shes like laughing and her husbands like yea we are on expert. I was like "Oh... Expert huh? I dont believe you." Shes like well come look. lol So I walk in and they literally have this sound system hooked to their TV that is like thousands of dollars. I am standing there and they never lowered the volume at this point, and they start up "Enter Sandman" on expert shes playing the guitar and hes got the bass, literally hitting like every note. I am like "WOW" songs over and I am like "Oh, damn, by the way, I was suppose to tell you to turn the volume down cause its 11at night and we got some noise complaints... ugh... prolly shoulda told you that before I just watched a whole song."  durrr lol

- Mord

dammit, why don't I ever meet cops like you? I only meet jackass cops who looks at me like I'm a wanted criminal. What? Never seen an Asian behind the wheel before or what? sheesh. lol

ahahaha that's awesome.

>.> I've used the classic excuse on a male cop before when I got pulled over..

Me: "*acts embrasses* well... um.. you see... I was speeding because my period just started and I don't have any tampons on me and I was trying to get to a store as quickly as possible...because..um.. *blushes* I'm sorta... leaking everywhere...I can show you if you need to like.. check?"

*dead silence*

Male cop: Um.. no.. you drive safe now...

lol did this really happen? no...but it'd be damn funny if it did. lol

lol  alll i can say to that

Thinking if I wrote this girl a ticket, shes probably already in a WICKED bad mood due to it being that time of the month, plus shes literally sitting in something thats GOTTA be uncomfortable. Not only to find out shes getting a 100+ dollar summons... Thats like sealing my own "Officer Mauled by Crazed Female Spewing Blood Everywhere" Newspaper article. lmao...

- Mord

when i get nabbed for speeding, its cuz im doing like 98 mph. so i never get let off the hook. but then again i dont try to make excuses.

"G'afternoon ma'am. I pulled you over because-"

"yeah i know, just gimme the ticket"

rofl!!!!!!

yeah.. I'm sure many males would agree with you there.. lol

I recruited my boyfriend into playing Demigod.

The thing is, I may get annoyed at times when playing and I know this, so Ive managed to avoid being on the opposing team of him. Which is good, he's way too good at what he does

Its fun playing together though, I absolutely love it. Its great doing something together, and we both love gaming (thats how we met aswell) and it helps the "team spirit" when you win... hehe!

*face palm*

lol so wrong....lol

lol

*flashes mordliss' tits* lmao

I bought this for my girlfriend and we've played together a bit, tho I admit she shies away from online custom game play... when team based pantheon comes up we'll likely play together on there

Mostly we compstomp the insane level AI (it really isn't that great) tho it can mess you up if you let it get too far ahead of you... we also played a bit of dota together, so the learning curve wasn't that steep

And i have to say the learning curve for this game is nothing like the learning curve for dota