This is just for fun come up with as many ways as you can to annoy your teacher(s).
i will give u karma if u come up with somthin good.
ready set go!
Sybertronic.
Tell them to f**k off. Trust me it works.
Okay okay that one was obvious but how about throw chalk at the board when they are writing on it. Thus making him/her feel uncomfortable enabling them having to hand out photocopied sheets.???WIN
If your teacher has good hearing, bring in a device with a speaker that makes a noise like the masquito ringtone when turned on, and then watch as he/she hopelessly tries to find the "Cellphone".
Text random pick up lines if he/she has a cellphone and doesn't have your number.
Play the Sins main theme super loud at random intervals during the lecture.
Read a book I did that through most of highschool, works like a charm.
Point out every time they are wrong and/or bring up examples that contradict what they are teaching.
Hum the same song at a decent volume every day. You may annoy more people than just the teacher though...teehee
1 Borrow their stuff and never return it.
2 Ask questions that force the teacher to go off their intended lesson plan. For example, ask detailed questions about things that the teacher only mentioned in passings.
For example.
Teacher: the ring of fire is a major fault line in the pacific ocean, it forms between some major tectonic plates.
You: who named it that and when was it discovered?
Then follow up on that.
3 in sceince class, ask questions that involve the lesson materail killing you or some one else.
example.
When talking about microwaves, ask how long your head would have to be in there for it to kill you. follow up with how long would it take for your head to explode. would the trace amounts of iron and copper in your body cause it to spark?
4 in science class, propose experiments that would end in your death, or atleast serious injury.
If your teacher mentiones that distilled water will not carry an electric current, tell them that you will go home and test that by filling up a bucket with distilled water, standing in it, and droping a plugged in radio in it.
5 Do almost none of thw work, act like your not paying any attention in class, ignore projects, and claim you never study, then score higly on all tests.
6 propose and strongly argue for points that have some merit, but that are obviously invalid.
Examples.
1. In geometry class argue that since a circle consists of all points a certian distance from the center, that the perimeter of the circle contains an infinate amounts of points, and since a line froms between any 2 points that a circle is actualy an infinate sided shape.
Or
2. in a history or sociolgy class. Argue that if islamic extremists succede and take over the world, it will actualy be a good thing. Base this on the fact that the aribic countrys were very advanced thousands of years ago, they fell apart when they adopted an isolationist policy after meeting the rest of the world. if the entire world becomes an islamic entity, their isolation will die out and they will go back to the advanced nations they were before.
7. (this happened to one of my science teachers) Break into their car and steal their laptop. (he looked like he was going to cry the next day) Note. i do not advise doing this.
8. Do things that are obviously wrong and act like you don't understand why he is they are upset.
Example. (this happened in my english class)
Student had a shirt on that showed a small kitten being licked by a giant tongue. under it it said,
I like
To Lick
*****
...
Cat
The studdent acted like he had no idea why the teacher was freaking out over his shirt. Note, he also got suspended.
9. always be late for class, but bring a pass, or get another teacher to cover for you.
10. Any minor things that the teacher allows you to do in class, do it to an extreme amount.
Example.
If your teacher says its ok to snack in class, wait until the teacher is busy and not looking at you and bring out a full meal, fast food works well.
Thats all i have for now.
Yeah, because actually paying attention is class is totally not cool, amirite guys?
LOL this thread is hilarious! You misspelled "Your", by the way.
I've got several:
1) Talk loudly to other kids about how much the teacher sucks (I have a retarded student teacher in my math class, so I use that one a lot)
2) Constantly blurt out smart-ass remarks. Example: If the teachers says she going to make you learn even if she has to shove the info down your throat, say that it wouldn't work because I'd be choking to death.
3) Constantly raise your hand and when called on, say that you forgot what you were going to say.
4) Use your iPod or phone during class. Put it away as soon as they see you.
5) Use your phone to play sounds (one kid at my school has sounds on his phone from a girl screaming to a horse neighing)
6) If the teacher is an asshole, paintball or tag their car. Not recommended.
7) Make fun of their religion or race. Definetly works, definetly not recommended!
8) Constantly disrupt the lecture.
9) If you can talk without moving your lips, and can impersonate other voices, make it seem like someone else is talking. Teacher has to be very stupid for this one. Example: "Help! Let me out. Some locked me in the closet! Help"
10) Drop your textbook on the floor. Those things can be loud.
That's all I got.
But not as loud as a metal ruler on linoleum. I dropped mine twice in math class and, while Mrs. Jennings is a very easygoing teacher, this girl who sits across the room said she'd kill me if I dropped it again.
That's just her way of asking you out
Anyway, Unknown924 in reply #4 scored gold, you can't annoy a teacher any more than that.
Shoot spitballs in class. When the teacher asks who's doing it, don't admit to it. When he/she starts using their serious voice and says stuff like "seriously guys, this is ticking me off WHO DID IT?" still don't admit to it. Then shoot spitballs again the next day. Shoot spitballs until you get caught and punished. Then find something else annoying (i.e., the constant high-pitched sound that is an app for iPhone) and do it until you get caught and punished. Then find something else to do, and continue the cycle. Couple it with random noises (such as the dripping water noise produced by rapping your pencil against your cheek while you move your mouth like you're saying "waaaaa") and ignore any warnings your teacher gives you.
The noises can be substituted by asking stupid questions and never stopping. As in questions that you already know the answer to or that the teacher has just answered. Or questions about crazy situations that could never happen. One of the kids in my school does this and it drives my English teacher nuts.
One last thing that drives teachers crazy is procrastinating. If you're willing to let your grade suffer a little, don't do any work until the day it is due. Before class starts, begin working on it. Make sure the teacher sees you. Write furiously and give stupid answers. Misspell as many words as you can. Do it every day. Your teacher will get very angry (this one has worked very effectively with my science teacher, but other students do it. Not me.)
well, laxative in the coffee always worked.
i mean a class hour lasts 45 min and a laxative takes 30 min to kick in.
also we used to have this teacher that liked to drink tea with the class during class.
so we used to w8 untill she filled up the chalkboard and throw the wet tea bags at it and wach them slide down the board erasing whatever she wrote.
w8 untill she starts to write again and throw another one.
Bake the teacher a mud pie, offer it to him/her and get offended when they refuse to eat a peice.
Bring in a few cans of Pringles to every class, and whenever the teacher talks loudly crunch them in your mouth.
Bring a bag of powdered sugar and a straw, make lines of powdered sugar on the desk and suck it up through the straw. If asked what you are doing, tell them you are protesting the school's drug policy.
Hide someone in a closet and tell the teacher you need them to get you something from the closet. Have the person inside jump out and scare the teacher. Also works from under the teacher's desk. We did this in our French class to the point where the teacher (already nutty) became paranoid and always checked under her desk and in her closet before sitting down.
Do everything the teacher wanted you to do without them knowing, then act like you are slacking off. When they tell you to get to work and stop slacking off, pull out all the work and tell them you are done.
If you're in public school, like I was, pay attention and do your homework. They'll never expect it.
Most of us in one high school class made a secret agreement to look at the teacher - give him attention - if he was to the window-side of a pre-designated point. We used a piece of colored chalk in the blackboard tray. If he was on the door-side of that chalk piece, we looked down or otherwise broke eye contact.
Within a few days, we had "trained" the teacher to stay on the window-side of that chalk!
The next Monday, we moved the chalk a bit closer to the windows ....
Within a month, we had the poor guy practically hanging out the windows! And he never noticed!!
ask any teacher if they know what antidisestablishmentarienism means. i tried it, its quite funny. btw does anyone else know what it means?
A light humming is really annoying, especially if you're not alone. .
In my day we just showed up reeking of cheap vodka and threw up on the boor bastards sitting in front of us.
Yeppers, because my high school teachers were fascinated with the word for some reason.
My, how schools have changed! Back when I was in school, either your teacher was a coach, or not a coach. Teachers who were not coaches could summon a nearby coach teacher quickly. Most of the above techniques would have resulted at once or eventually in:
a. Detentions
b. Expulsion
c. Severe bodily pain, perhaps in addition to a and b above.
I remember a kid in 7th grade shot the finger at King Kong Smith when asked a question. King Kong jumped across the room, seized the kid by his shirt and dragged him out of the room ripping his shirt in the process. He then seized the kid by the armpits and savagely bashed him against the lockers in the hall. He then sent him to the Principal's office who expelled the kid for three days. When Kong returned to the classroom, we all politely applauded. Kong bowed and wsent back to his lecture.
In those days, teachers were respected because teachers could summon demons; and were perhaps demons themselves!
Students and parents tolerated strict and sometimes ferocious discipline because in those days schools taught something of value that students would need to get on with life.
Unlike today, when most of what is taught in schools is completely useless and often utter bilge to boot. How do you respect someone who stands there spewing utter bilge?
Awesome! I have got to try that...
A freind of mine accidentaly stepped in dog crap before class, when he got in a relized that he smelled, he scapped it off onto the side of his chair. after class he just told the teacher that his desk had a wierd smell to it and then left. the teacher had to use paper towls to wipe it off.
* When the teacher mentions World War Two, shout one of the following at the top of your lungs:
"******* NAZIS! KILL 'EM! KILL 'EM ALL!"
"I HATE COMMIES! THROW THE REDS OFF A CLIFF! BURN 'EM ALIVE!"
"STINKING JAPS/NIPS! NUKE EM AGAIN! WIPE 'EM OUT! FOR PEARAL HARBOR!"
Note: The above works best in either an ethically-diverse classroom, or if you have a reputation as a friendly person.
*Pick another student in the classroom, and change your demeanor towards them every day. Be mean one day, nice the next, ignore them the next day, etc.
Note: The above works best if you tell the other student about it (so they can play along), and if you overact.
*If you speak another language and the teacher doesn't, drop into that language at random.
*When the teacher asks you a question and you answer correctly, say you learned it from cartoons. Conversely, when you get a question wrong, say you got the incorrect information from your textbook.
And finally,
*Shoot out of your chair and salute them whenever they come into the room. (Works best with a clenched fist over your heart, or a Roman salute)
wow. just wow.
It really depends on the teacher and at my high school most of my teachers are alright.
I suppose I'll pitch in.
Mispronounce their names.
Play basketball with old homeworks and the recycle bin.
Text.
Do "that's what she said jokes" in class.
Play basketball with old homeworks and the recycle bin . . . and miss.
Ask about their love life.
Yell: "I WANT BLOOD!" during the annual chariot races.
Mock freshman(though some chirp in).
Play basketball with old homeworks and the recycle bin . . . and miss and throw it out the window.
Check the SOSE forums in class
By the way, all these have happened in the past month in my classes. No joke
Thanks eveyone for helping my post out LOL!
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