Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.
Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.
Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.
Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.
Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.
Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.
A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11
One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.
In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.
Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.
Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.
A typical game looks like this for Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris has finished the Soase single player campaign. (not sure if it was mentioned or not. Chuck knows)
Chuck Norris' micro is so badass that he can heal his dogfighting fighters with Overseers.
chuck norris completed these before installing the game for the first time.
Chuck Norris does not install the game, he uses a magnetized needle and a steady hand to manually flip the necessary bits, creating the game from scratch.
The Revelation Battlecruiser projects a giant image of Chuck Norris about to roundhouse kick the planet to 'Provoke Hysteria'.
Once a Space egg got stuck up Chuck Norris's nostril when he was demonstrating how to do a planet suck.
Well of course. I thought it was understood that Chuck Norris interacts with matter by threats.
If you have 5,000 credits and Chuck Norris has 5,000 credits, Chuck Norris has more credits than you.
I didn't make this, I simply edited this so it fits with SOASE.
IC didnt make SoaSE, they just edited it so it fits with Chuck Norris
Astronomers say that the possibility of human race being the only sentient life in the universe is almost zero.So, they think we should meet another form of life when we start exploring deep space.
The did not, however, recall that there is no life within 16 light years from us and that this dead zone spreads with the speed of light.
Why?
Walker, Texas Ranger was first broadcasted 16 years ago.
Types of Fundamental Interactions known to contemporary physics:
- weak- strong- electromagnetism- gravity- Chuck Norris threats (strongest of all)
The devs watched a movie with Chuck Norris saying "shut up!".
Hence no news over the past months.
Wrong. Chick Norris dosen't say anything. He thinks words toward his foot and roundhouse kicks them into your brain. However, when he tried sending an email to the devs, their computer screens were forever imprinted with the sole of a cowboy boot. Thus no news
...if the TEC would but christen a ship named the TDN Chuck Norris, they would win the war.
i did that... the ship scuttled itself because it was unable to contain its awesomness...
the TEC named two their two flagships the TDN Chuck Norris, and the TDN Mr T.
Trader Space became a Super Massive Black Hole because you cant have that much awesome in one place.
I LIKE IT!!! Ten points to TheRezonator!
haha good stuff!
Chuck Norris doesnt needs scouts for information, he just sends them to let you know he is coming.
When Chuck builds research labs, its so he can research downgrades. No computer could handle an unhandicapped Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt play games, games learn and are grateful for Chuck Norris Guidance and participation.
the reason why u cant invade a planet with ground troops? cause Chick Norris would be there to pwn them. not matter what planet your on.
The Diplomacy expansion will add Chuck Norris to the game. The diplomacy aspects are simply the way for all three races to deal with the presence of Chuck Norris' awesomness in the universe.
Chuck Norris is the reason why the multiplayer community is so small
thats gonna make it even smaller
Which is why Diplomacy is the last micro expansion. Everyone knows you can't make treaties with Chuck Norris! After you see Chuck Norris, you're either dead, or you're dying.
Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs. and delivered a kick that could shatter bones. into the crotch of Indian Jones.
^^awesome song!!^^
But then a bunch of guys came out of nowhere fast, and kicked chuck norrises cowboy ass.
The reason that vasari guy who is the cover for diplomacy looks so wierd is because he had to get a face transplant after an unforunate chuck norris encounter.
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