Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.
Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.
Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.
Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.
Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.
Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.
A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11
One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.
In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.
Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.
Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.
If your playing sins online against Chuck Norris and you see "chuck norris has paused the game"
you better turn around...
siliness, Chuck Norris doesn't pause the game, the game pauses itself for Chuck Norris!
btw no need to turn around, by the time you do its already too late!
P5 are you going to be smrufing as chuck norris
No, it was no accident.
I once spamed an enamy fleet with "chuck" missles. My computer crashed trying to do the damage count.
HAHAH Gotta love Chuck
The game is 100% balanced for Chuck Norris: whichever race he chooses, whichever cap he starts with and whatever fleet composition he decides upon, he always wins with zero losses.
Chuck Norris Never smurfs, he dominates.
Whos Chuck norris???
the last thing you will ever see
i wouldnt have bothered posting, he wont survive to reply... =P
lol, well since he's dead now anyway.......where was i?
ah,
the only way to split the atom is Chuck Norris
Hence all nuclear reactors in the world are running on the afterwaves of one of the Chuck Norris' round house kick
Hence iran is developing its own plants build on the aftermath energy of the beatings they took from Chuck Norris in the past.
lol, i could go on for hours...
Phase missles hide from Chuck Norris.
See that volcanic planet there? Chuck Norris didnt have anything to do with it, he just visited there once
No matter how much IC nerf carriers, Chuck Norris will still be able to destroy an enemy fleet with one LC.
If you give MacGyver a light frigate in his home planet's gravity well, he will defeat the advent.
If you give Chuck Norris a light frigate he will Destroy the Advent, cause a star to go supernova, Find the Space Ponies and Space Unicorns, get all the achievements, beat a few clans in 1v1 all with 1 light frigate still in his home planet's gravity well
Cleansing Brilliance was modeled after Chuck Norris's Pinky Finger Death Ray
Cleansing brilliance was modeled on how Chuck norris takes a shower. What you mean is that the Marza's Missle barrage is modeled after Chuck Norris' Stare
LOL Don't stop I can't stop laughing! This is the new thing!
Chuck Norris didn't get the Collector's Edition perks for free, they emerged from his beard and made themselves at home on his desk.
I also hear that he doesn't have a chin, it's a third fist...
Not all that great at it, but had to contribute!
Vaasari Phase Detection Tech is just their way of keeping watch for Chuck Norris... Foolishness, of course... Chuck Norris doesnt use Phase Lanes
he stands still and the planets come to him
This is not from Sins but Star Wars:
Chuck Norris can make the Kessel run in less than 2 parsecs
Did someone already say the Vasari have been running from Chuck Norris all along? Hmmm? Well, I've got it down anyway, so there.
Let's see if I can scrape the barrel clean here...
*If Chuck Norris captained a Marza Dreadnought... Need I say more?
*Chuck Norris has already defeated the TEC, the Advent, and the Vasari. They just don't know it yet.
*The Advent were banished by the Trade Order for researching how to become like Chuck Norris.
some one said that. someone also said the Vasari are running from that unknown enemy, and the unknown enemy are running from Chuck Norris
Its true, I saw it on Family Guy!
Its extremely fast & deadly!
But I did not expect anything less from Chuck Norris!
Every star you see at night is only a piece of Chuck Norris' dandruff
Chuck Norris is in the water, 23 kids go into the water... guess how many come out...
Every time a space egg drains a planet, it just opens up phase space to Chuck Norris sucking on a straw..
not the best, but whatevs...
Koda0 (^)
the Vasari sent space eggs to fight Chuck Norris. He had an omlette for breakfast that day.
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Chuck norris will take your planet. It dosent matter if you have Auxilarry Government, because he will take that too.
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