Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.
Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.
Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.
Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.
Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.
Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.
A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11
One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.
In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.
Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.
Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.
i cant find them either...
found them on an asteroid in an early game
i think chuck norris has something to do with tht...
Every planet is just another one of Chuck Norris's testicles.
One day one of Chuck Norris's arm hairs fell off. This became the first Sinstra Carrier.
When Chuck Norris fires a Novalith Cannon he kills the ships in the gravity well too.
Chuck Norris has never had to bomb a planet. His enemies always desert the planet as soon as his ships come within five gravity wells away.
Chuck Norris's culture consists entirely of radio waves roundhouse kicking those on the planets he does not currently have.
Chuck Norris's scouts can take out an entire neutral territory's ships and colonize it without stopping.
Chuck Norris has never lost a scout to a pirate base.
5 [DT] vs, are actually all Chuck Norris playing on 5 computers at the same time
Chuck Norris ate them
Many of the wepons we create are a mimic of natures creation or we got the idea from a natural acuring thing.
Like the TEC, when they built the Nolivation Cannon they were tring to mimic when Chuck Noris hocked a logi.
lol p5yy that not that bad
Big bang was Chuck Noris farting
When Chuck Norris gets too close to a gas giant, the gas giant takes damage.
When a TEC navigational officer accidentely divided by zero in a phase jump calculation, the phase drive ripped open a trans-dimensional portal. From that portal came Chuck Norris.
There is a cheat code that only Chuck Norris knows: it allows you to scroll out past the planets and past the stars... Eventually you find that each star is really just an atom in Chuch Norris' pinky finger.
if you were to rearrange all of the pre-made maps correctly, you will find a picture of Chuck Norris' face
A Transencia once tried to disorient Chuck Norris, it was a bad idea, he flew out of control while doing a roundhouse kick and destroyed the entire star system on accident.
The first wormholes was created when Chuck Norris kicked a hole in space time.
Chuck Norris made a SINS Mod once. None who've played it lived to tell about it.
I beg to differ. One day Chuck Norris made a SOASE mod. This quickly became known as 'real war.' Every new war is actually another expansion pack he creates.
One day, a Jarrasul Evacuator used Nano Disassembler on Chuck Norris. He suffered no damage by disasembling the disassemblers-before the ability was activated.
or
One day a Jarrasul Evacuator used Nano Disassembler on Chuck Norris. Once the nanites saw Chuck, they turned around and started disassembling the Evacuator.
Chuck Norris can kill your entire empire before the game even loads
Chuck Norris won a game of Sins on ICO in 1998.
Chuck Norris once sighed and the whole Dark fleet disintegrated.
The Vasari looked human once, then they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris don't mine resources, the resources come to him.
Chuck Norris is the reason that the Vasari and the Advent don't attack Earth.
Chuck Norris flexes and creates a gravity well.
Dead asteroids are the remnants of planets that Chuck Norris razed.
Chuck Norris don't need planetary defenses.
Chuck Norris once took a nuclear blast to his mouth, then he brushed his teeth. The bristles of his toothbrush now makes
the Novalith Cannon.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a star, and the path of the star made a black hole.
When Chuck Norris plays Sins, the game is over before he hits "Start Game".
Chuck Norris will take you on with a Fabricator.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to build Trade Ports. Tribute comes automatically otherwise they face a roundhouse kick.
In a Sins game with Chuck Norris, you can't build ships because they keep auto-scuttling.
There is no pirate bounty on Chuck Norris.
The game is called "Sins" because the designers couldn't come up with an effective counter to Chuck Norris.
The captain of the space egg got a kick in the groin fron chuck norris.
Chuck Norris starts a game with 17 level 11 capital ships. He then let the developers to add in quick start so he would have more stuff to destroy.
Chuck Norris never uses culture, he stares down the map untill it all belongs to him.
Chuck Norris doesnt colonize, he points.
Chuck Norris is the reason space ponies are rare.
Chuck Norris doesn't need resources, resources need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use fleets, fleets use Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked the only sound into space.
The true reason for tradestations is to share Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't phase-jump, he brings his own gravitywell.
The edge of Chuck Norris' gravitywells is determined by roundhouse.
When Chuck Norris plays sins HE plays pirates.
Nobody uses Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris
10,000 years ago, a Vasari Scientist was trying to make a weapon capable of destroying Chuck Norris. To this day, Chuck Norris pursues them for burning his favorite brand of Waffles.
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