Chuck Norris can defeat a fully upgraded starbase with a colony vessel.
Female Advent have hot voices to seduce Chuck Norris. It is not gonna work.
Last time Advent meteor-stormed Chuck Norris, he stroke back with a planet-storm.
Pirates don't accept bounty for Chuck Norris. They prefer commiting suicide.
Chuck Norris can stop a blast from a Novalith Cannon with his left hand.
Chuck Norris have never been minidumped.
A classic one : The vasari are running away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris have more karma than Annatar11
One day, Chuck Norris took a Missile Barrage from a Marza. He blinked.
In a gravity well, there is 1278 objects that Chuck Norris could use to annihilate your fleet, including the gravity well.
Chuck Norris can move his fleet whereever he wants, and it is often in your face.
Where Chuck Norris goes, mines steps aside.
Chuck took a dump once, it became the prototype for the Radiance.
When Chuck Norris was arm wrestling w/ Rambo, the resulting uncontrollable forces of awesome ripped through time and space, destroying the Vasari empire.
Koda0 (^)
Chuck Norris is this.
Oley crap, my calculator does that!
One day Chuck Norris got out his BB gun. Level 12 Marza's fled in terror (futilly of course; you can run from Chuck Norris, but you'll only die tired).
Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris in a fight. He is the only one who can do that.
Due to incredible technological achievements in the field of interstellar propulsion systems, the scientists have developed a new unit of speed - CSP.
Take one fighter and have it accelerate constantly with its maximum thrust for 100 years.
That fighter will then have the velocity of roughly 0.0001 CSP.
PS. CSP stands for Chuck's Sleepy Pace.
Chuck Norris once used the last resort ability on his TEC starbase. it took out the entire solar system.
Ok, if Chuck Norris is the answer to any question, then how about this?
What's that noise in the Warp Core?
Chuck Norris
The TEC, Vasari, and Advent initially did not want to make peace and pursue diplomacy
then Chuck Norris sneezed
Chuck Norris can run all mods for every game in existence all at the same time on any version of Sins he wants. in fact he destroyed the death star with his death stare while fighting all the enemy races from the Stargate series with a single trade ship. and while he was at it he also beat the single player campaign in SoaSE 2.
In Diplomacy, Chuck Norris' Diplomacy screen shows 100% approval from all races. Instead of seeing links to other factions, simply an image of his fist is shown.
When a player asks a player to exchange 1000 credits for 250 Crystal, the other player says "Ok, agreed".
When Chuck Norris 'asks' a player to give him 1000 credits AND 250 Crystal, the player says "Thou art most merciful, your Majesty".
Chuck Norris can beat you with antimatter recharger spam but we all know that Chuck doesn't use AM, he builds them than he forces them to resupply YOUR antimatter, just so he can have some fun
chuck norris cant be banned in the "banned" forum game.
Whenever Chuck Norris uses a Marza Raze Planet on an asteroid, it turns into a terran world full of naked woman
The Advent were banished by the Trade order because they were "sinful", that's because of Chuck Norris, so he gave the Trade Order a couple round-house kicks, but one missed and destroyed most of the Vasari Empire.
Chuck Norris is the reason the cover planet is volcanic, it happened after one of his sperm crash landed
The original name for the game was "Sins of Chuck Norris's Solar Empire", but he rejected it because he only sins when HE says he sins
Chuck Norris is the reason you can't design ships, because the designers knew that too many people would make a "Norrisator", a ship that can carry ten billion squadrons, move at ten trillion times regular phase lane speed, destroy a star, is the size of a scout frigate, is armed with ten-thousand Chuck guns (they cause one million HP of damage per shot, ignore mitigation shields and armor, and can fire a thousand rounds a second), cost one credit, metal, and crystal, has enough shields to stop anything but another Norrisator, or Chuck Norris himself, takes one second to build, uses one fleet capacity, and when you build one, they have an ability, "Summon His Majesty" Chuck Norris appears for a half second, and shakes his balls around, thus destroying the map.
Chuck Norris can kick Vasari butt, even if they don't have any.
They don't have any BECAUSE of Chuck Norris. (Duh)
when the heavily damaged ship from the Dark Fleet emerged from phase space mentioned in the manual the crew was found to have been driven mad with terror. when the investigating Vasari checked the computer core they found an image of Chuck Norris' boot heel burned onto its harddrive.
It turns out that the thing that the Vasari Empire is running from is really an ever expanding black hole that Chuck Norris created with his round house kick that missed the TEC.
^ Chuck Norris doesnt miss, He only made it seem like he was going to kick the TEC to show them even they arent above a Round House Kick from the all mighty.
Hey!!! why didnt u say that for KronRefugee
By the way, it missed because he wanted it to
Chuck Norris can kill smurfs with one look.
Chuck Norris is semi-allergic to Novalith shots, only because they are made from his sperm (he's tooo manly to like sperm), and the effects of the impact are only because he blinked.
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