Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy? I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug. I mean, look at it. It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it. Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual. "Domina subjugator?" Come on! This can't be by accident. I think the devs are messing with us.
So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc). The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple. So what do you want to call the advent starbase? Any ideas?
"Buttplug of doom?"
Actually I think that there are such things as cockplugs.
That makes you blush?
Don't read the rest of the thread, then...
See Annatar? Nixie already made 2 posts, and not a single person got hurt. There is nothing to be afraid of. You didn't need to run for cover.
Samurye.
Which is actually sort of surprising But at the same time, makes Nixie pretty cool.
*whines*
I got hurt!
Yeah but that's normal and we all got enjoyment out of it.
Don't worry-- I won't hurt you! I'm not about causing some crazy internet drama. Afterall, we all come on here as an escape from that crap, right? I actually find comfort in a thread like this because it allows me to post my thoughts freely sans censorship. Here I can express myself, project my creativity with SoaSE screenshots juxtaposed with strange purple pseudo-strap on dildos.
And for that, I thank you. ^.^
lol I should share the pick up line i made a year ago
WHERE DO I CLICK TO SEE YOU NAKED hahah I know its silly
What if I want you to hurt me?
Not that I do, but still...
Ask her for a date and wait for her to say no!!!!
OWNED
Why don't you just hurt yourself? All the Emos are doing it. In fact, while you are at it, just commit seppuku. You can borrow my tanto or wakazshi or even my katana. Or, if seppuku dosen't appeal to you, you can always step in front of a shinkansen. Mabey a 500 series? If you don't like that idea either, I can buy you a chainsaw....
You say that as though saying no is even an option.
I'll just bring my Rapeture Battlecruiser along.
Indeed.
What is wrong with you people, I'm emoitaly scarred. My God kids play this game, and those old enough who know how to use the forummers do. Should this realy be here!
Thats where Parental Involvment comes into play.
Game's rated Teen, and there's nothing in this thread they don't already know.
Except for the cockplugs and butt rings.
i'll never be able to watch the advent SB and not think about this thread..
Their teenage curiosity naturally led to google image search after you posted it. So yes, they do!
Wow, this is some thread. Where do people come up with all this anyways?
Wait a sec..... I don't want to know the answer to that.
Pick-up lines from our school paper:
What has 142 teeth and holds the incredible Hulk? MY ZIPPER!!!!!
Is that top felt? (she says no) Do you want it to be?
I love Pokemon. Can I have a Peekachu?
There are 265 bones in the human body, would you like 266? (yes I know, wrong number of bones)
The person who wrote this is on a 365 day suspension.
I blame Annatar.
I edited my post with pick-up lines from my school paper.
Why blame him? I say blame Cuba.
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