Quoting Jm2010,
reply 1
What the heck is all your guys' problems. Have you not learned anything since you lived on this blasted rock of matrial wants and god forsaken plessure (scuse the anger just trying to get you guys to understand what your mistakes are as of mine). I've done some bad things probably not in your minds but, in a much higher scale. But I know when I've done wrong and I ask for forgiveness. But to go on your computer and start talking about sex; I wouldn't doubt you probably get on either after: work, kissing your girlfriend goodbye, or school. That you get on your computer or laptop and search the web for stuff that would fill your plessures with and you all know what i'm talking about. You probably even have playboy magazines or movies to don't you and if so why. I know deep down you know what your doing is wrong but, you failed to relize that little voice telling you to stop. I mean wake up man and smell the coffee. Alot of peoples lives get destroyed just by one pic. This is lust that goes far beyond all things. Because its the most wanted and thats because you don't understand what you're getting into. You may not know who I am or what I do but, this much for serten; this post is probably the worst to be posted that I have seen and i hope all of who actually read this understand that. Ahhhhh. You people make me sick. And what you say or do on this profile I have can't stop what is to come in the near future and I don't care if you think of me as a luny or some kind of a fanatic. At least I know where I'll be. If anyone whats to talk to me one on one write to me personally on this website of stardocks.

Nice to have this dicussion!


Let us break this bad boy of a paragraph down, shall we? I will translate for all you normal people out there.


What the heck is all your guys' problems. Have you not learned anything since you lived on this blasted rock of matrial wants and god forsaken plessure (scuse the anger just trying to get you guys to understand what your mistakes are as of mine)


Hey! Listen up!


I've done some bad things


I chose to be an accountant in life.


probably not in your minds but, in a much higher scale.


I cost my company millions in lost accounts. I am a bad accountant.


But I know when I've done wrong and I ask for forgiveness.


I like God and the Bible. I also brown nose my boss.


But to go on your computer and start talking about sex; I wouldn't doubt you probably get on either after: work, kissing your girlfriend goodbye, or school.


You people enjoy the idea of sexual gratification. Even after mundane activities.


That you get on your computer or laptop and search the web for stuff that would fill your plessures with and you all know what i'm talking about


All you non-accountant types get to look for pleasurable stuff.


You probably even have playboy magazines or movies to don't you and if so why


I do not understand why someone would own pornographic material? Why? What would anyone need such a thing for?


 I know deep down you know what your doing is wrong but, you failed to relize that little voice telling you to stop.


You all know that you all are terrible, terrible people.


I mean wake up man and smell the coffee.


You should have someone make coffee in the morning for you so you could awake to the fine aroma of Folgers. To do so is heavenly.


Alot of peoples lives get destroyed just by one pic


Be careful who is photographing you during spring break.


This is lust that goes far beyond all things


This is highly desirerable. Giggidy.


Because its the most wanted and thats because you don't understand what you're getting into.


Everyone loves this and I do not know why. Neither do you! It is chaos! Chaos I tell you! CHAOS!


You may not know who I am or what I do


I do not know if I told you I am an accountant.


this much for serten; this post is probably the worst to be posted that I have seen and i hope all of who actually read this understand that


By George, I must say that this post in which I have written is possible the worst pile of feces to ever grace the internet! I do hope that everyone who reads my post knows that it is king of the garbage!


Ahhhhh.


Excuse my pause, I just finished masterbating.


You people make me sick


I do not like any of you. If you wore funny hats perhaps I would. Until that day I shall look down upon you all.


And what you say or do on this profile I have can't stop what is to come in the near future


I am not Timecop, I am an accountant. I am at everyone's mercy.


and I don't care if you think of me as a luny or some kind of a fanatic. At least I know where I'll be


You may think I am a lunatic with a severe social disorder, but at least I will be at McDonalds in an hour scarfing down two 20 piece McNugget orders.


If anyone whats to talk to me one on one write to me personally on this website of stardocks


I am lonely and if this post peeked anyone's interest please contact me. Pics are nice but cyber works as well.

 

OKAY THEN! Translation completed. Please do not take this too literal as I do not personally know the original poster, I am simply trying out my translation skills.

I hope this helps everyone so they do not waste 30 seconds of their life reading the original like I did and go...."huh?"

Have a Great Day!