Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy? I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug. I mean, look at it. It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it. Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual. "Domina subjugator?" Come on! This can't be by accident. I think the devs are messing with us.
So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc). The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple. So what do you want to call the advent starbase? Any ideas?
"Buttplug of doom?"
that means both. (just like her! or would it be "him"?)
again in space your eithor fraking or fighten
There are actually men in the Advent defeat screen . . . . . but they were in chains with some kind of freaky-ass blindfold
Advent do have males but they work with some kind of caste system. And males are in the lower castes... Much like bees actualy.
Grtz,[_]-Flipkik
I think the Advent men have fewer psionic capabilities and therefore are in lowerr casts, aparently too low to command a space ship.
Yes, it states in either the manual or the lore section that females have greater psionic capabilities and therefore dominate the castes.
Samurye.
Unless you happen to be that random male that has way the hell better psionic capabilities than the average woman officer
Yes, then all the higher ups become afraid of your psionic prowress and have you assasinated.
And you guys wonder where the lady sinners are!!!! What would Nixie say??? Actually, now that I mention it... What WOULD Nixie say???
Why don't you ask her?
Send her a link to this thread.
Done.
Okay, so I can start running for cover now?
Yes you can now, but don't leave you butt on the ground
Oh, crap. Well, uh, I didn't need it anyway. Though, this thread is the absolute *worst* place for a loose butt to be.
... Yes, I did say that on purpose.
Because it will be the butt of the joke
It's because Nixie can kick his ass. It's just laying there. On the ground. Waiting
Neither of you picked up on the 'loose' inuendo. I'm disappointed.
i did...but as far as humor and frogs go...
I did pick up on that just felt like saying that
I just chose to ignore... Stinky!!!
So is that how your ass fell of Annatar? A wild night of loose butt fun!?!
I admit nothing.
I'll have you know I have it vacuumed and cleaned regularly, thank you.
Take a look at the Advent defense vessel. IT IS A DILDO!! PERIOD!!
100th post. Sad....
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