Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy? I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug. I mean, look at it. It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it. Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual. "Domina subjugator?" Come on! This can't be by accident. I think the devs are messing with us.
So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc). The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple. So what do you want to call the advent starbase? Any ideas?
"Buttplug of doom?"
Been entrenched in some pretty filthy habits over the years, but no thanks....
Thought I might be welcomed with open buttocks... wasn't the case.
Just when I'm getting out the wife's 'bedroom toys' to compare... um, spaceships, I get a "token attempt'" comment.
You know, first impressions... first-up welcome was piss poor... made me feel like a penisoarus and the sex wasn't consensual.
So yeah, me thinks I'll hightail it out of here with my blow-up woman between my legs and go find a conspiracy thread...
... think I saw one about bankers screwing people with financial dildos.
Oh how I love a good conspiracy theory.... add a butt plug and a dildo or two (vibrating ones, even better) and I can't resist.
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Just taking a break from the conspiracy thread... not much happening there right now, other than Bernie Madoff is asking the warden for some Soap-on-a-Rope. Apparently he's not at all interested in a shower block romance.
Anyway, I've decided that I don't have a dirty mind after all... so I dunno that I wanna get corrupted by associating with a bunch of deviants such as you lot... dirty old men and women discussing phallic facsimilies, 'indoor plumbing' and sex toys.
Butt plug and dildo-speak is not something I was (overly) familiar with before accidentally stumbling in here... and I dunno that I want to become familiar with COCK rings or Vasari 'vessels' getting chocka blocka 'd by Domina Subjugators,neither.
It's rude, crude an uncouth to be refrerring to male and FEMALE PARTS like that, so I think I should pull up my pants and leave before this party gets any dirtier.
However, not that I'm curious or anything, but I might check in from time to time... to see if you have cleaned up your acts.
Hopefully you will. In the meantime, I've heard that a Sarah Palin look-a-like has done a porno, so now I'm gonna sod off to see if that's true... purely a a social research, of course.
hahahahaha I think you've got us all beat since no one has dared replied to such pious slanders.
It definately is strange... Here is a Kol trying to act as a supository
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